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I love delivering pizzas

Schadenfroh

Elite Member
Today i had some real fun.

I was in a rather crabby mood, so i decided to be a little b!tch to everyone i served that day. First off, i had 2 orders i had to deliver, one was a pizza order for about $14, so i went there first. Hoped in my sweet G35 and drove over there. Some chick (thought it was a male voice on the phone) answers the door and i hand her the pizza and i take the cash and coupon. So, i go to get her change and she says to give her $3 back, i give her $2 and she freaks out. What is it with poor people and their bickering over $1?

Anyway, so i go over to the next house on my journey. This time it was a house rather than an apartment, the customer answers the door and sees my ride. He compliments me on it and i start talking about the mods for it and my fast one, the SRT4. This made me feel a little better, until i got back to the office.

So, the customer that i took the extra $1 from called up my boss and b!tched. My boss was very angry about it and i am wondering why these people are taking the time and money to call here and complain about $1. Anyways, as usuall the boss did not do anything to me for my brother is vice president of the company.

Saw some weird stuff on the way back involving a guy beating a Dell box in the street with a giant trout... but lets not get into that.

ahh, fun times.
 
Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
Today i had some real fun.

I was in a rather crabby mood, so i decided to be a little b!tch to everyone i served that day. First off, i had 2 orders i had to deliver, one was a pizza order for about $14, so i went there first. Hoped in my sweet G35 and drove over there. Some chick (thought it was a male voice on the phone) answers the door and i hand her the pizza and i take the cash and coupon. So, i go to get her change and she says to give her $3 back, i give her $2 and she freaks out. What is it with poor people and their bickering over $1?

Anyway, so i go over to the next house on my journey. This time it was a house rather than an apartment, the customer answers the door and sees my ride. He compliments me on it and i start talking about the mods for it and my fast one, the SRT4. This made me feel a little better, until i got back to the office.

So, the customer that i took the extra $1 from called up my boss and b!tched. My boss was very angry about it and i am wondering why these people are taking the time and money to call here and complain about $1. Anyways, as usuall the boss did not do anything to me for my brother is vice president of the company.

Saw some weird stuff on the way back involving a guy beating a Dell box in the street with a giant trout... but lets not get into that.

ahh, fun times.

😀
 
Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
Shut your face. Seriously, just shut it. You're not funny, and neither are any of the other people making parodies.

I think he is funny.

I agree, quite humorous.
Which is what happens when you're fed comedy from the bottom of the barrel.

Your going to get a nice surprise in your pizza next time i deliver to your IP address.
 
Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
Shut your face. Seriously, just shut it. You're not funny, and neither are any of the other people making parodies.

I think he is funny.

I agree, quite humorous.
Which is what happens when you're fed comedy from the bottom of the barrel.

Your going to get a nice surprise in your pizza next time i deliver to your IP address.
Pizza has never been ordered to this address, ever.

 
Parodies are always better when they incorporate multiple threads in their source material.

:thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
Shut your face. Seriously, just shut it. You're not funny, and neither are any of the other people making parodies.

I think he is funny.

I agree, quite humorous.
Which is what happens when you're fed comedy from the bottom of the barrel.

Your going to get a nice surprise in your pizza next time i deliver to your IP address.
Pizza has never been ordered to this address, ever.

Looks like no sense of humor was ever delivered either. Crabby.
 
Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
Shut your face. Seriously, just shut it. You're not funny, and neither are any of the other people making parodies.

He honestly was only mildly amusing until I realized it affected you so much. Now it's really funny.
 
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