I love America/Americans

[Gomce]

1. You've slaughtered everything you've tumbled upon, starting from the Indians, than recently Vietnamese, Serbians, Israeli...

Ok, I respect the ultimate nature's law, the law that strongest will survive on account of weak, and of course you always have righteous cause, that's the most important reason why I love you

2. You have healthy economy, you are rich people, you are so immersed into the system that if you loose your daily job and you don't earn anything the state will literary swallow you up: Taxes, debts which rise as hell and you can't hide and then you parade on the streets wearing Solaris t-shirts

3. You live in wooden houses, hell, the three pigs story really works in your state , pity me that I live in solid brick house with real roof

4. You have gazillion different races/nationalities...yep, this one is especially good, you can mix with folks, learn different things, catch several types of HIV and gene/bloodgroup specific disease, play GTA3 on the streets and shoot gang members ) really nice.

5. You have Hollywood, best advertising company of your country ever!

6. You are source of the mainstream and you can brag about it as hell, who gives a fck about the little yellow people on east that invent everything you are the man!


I (heart) USA!

 

[Goosemaster]

7. We invented the pinto

 

[Goosemaster]

wait...scratch that....



8. US Patent Number : US06161223 ;

Pants separable at crotch for style mixing oh boy

 

[Linflas]

Originally posted by: Gomce
1. You've slaughtered everything you've tumbled upon, starting from the Indians, than recently Vietnamese, Serbians, Israeli...

Yeah that wasn't started by the Spanish/Portugese/English/Dutch/French. They all got along wonderfully with the Indians up until 1776.

Ok, I respect the ultimate nature's law, the law that strongest will survive on account of weak, and of course you always have righteous cause, that's the most important reason why I love you

Yep the weak are dieing by the thousands here.

2. You have healthy economy, you are rich people, you are so immersed into the system that if you loose your daily job and you don't earn anything the state will literary swallow you up: Taxes, debts which rise as hell and you can't hide and then you parade on the streets wearing Solaris t-shirts

If I lose my job I better find one pretty quick because as far as I know there is no one waiting out there to pay my bills for me. Nor should there be.

3. You live in wooden houses, hell, the three pigs story really works in your state , pity me that I live in solid brick house with real roof

Mine is frame and brick and last time I checked did not have a fake roof.

4. You have gazillion different races/nationalities...yep, this one is especially good, you can mix with folks, learn different things, catch several types of HIV and gene/bloodgroup specific disease, play GTA3 on the streets and shoot gang members ) really nice.

5. You have Hollywood, best advertising company of your country ever!

All you non Americans seem to love their product as well. We have no film boards here mandating some mandatory % of US films/shows.

6. You are source of the mainstream and you can brag about it as hell, who gives a fck about the little yellow people on east that invent everything you are the man!

News to me. I never knew the source of all inventivness in the world was "little yellow people".

I (heart) USA!

Sadly we don't love you.

 

[Hammer]

Damn, I wish I had saved FrancisBeansRevenge's quote from the other thread. hehehe

 

[iamwiz82]

sounds like another jealous pinko-commie

 

[kranky]

Still room for improvement, though; apparently we don't lead the world in being bitter.

 

[rudder]

I wonder where mr. perfect is from?

 

[Gomce]

person with instinct to use you system and be a player can get rich pretty quick in there and spend the money in another country with lower economy level where non genetically modified tomatoes sell for $0.10

Also things like marriage counseling, group AA courses, traveling 1 hour to work, taxes as hell...mmm not my thing

Also I forgot this: Medical insurance/bills this is a goddamn joke, god forbid for a person to get sick there... you may be rich but you are like cells (matrix movie) which if get dysfunctional and not serve the general purpose of strengthening the WAR economy, get nicely worked from behind.

I have seen many people in these forums scared as hell from medical bills

You folks are living on the edge

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: Gomce
person with instinct to use you system and be a player can get rich pretty quick in there and spend the money in another country with lower economy level where non genetically modified tomatoes sell for $0.10

Also things like marriage counseling, group AA courses, traveling 1 hour to work, taxes as hell...mmm not my thing

Also I forgot this: Medical insurance/bills this is a goddamn joke, god forbid for a person to get sick there... you may be rich but you are like cells (matrix movie) which if get dysfunctional and not serve the general purpose of strengthening the WAR economy, get nicely worked from behind.

I have seen many people in these forums scared as hell from medical bills

You folks are living on the edge

we have medical bills but we DONT have 50% taxes. You can keep that. I'm not paying for your ass when you get in an accident.

 

[Gomce]

Originally posted by: rudder
I wonder where mr. perfect is from?

doesn't matter, small fish I am in small insignificant country which BC ruled the entire world :> but that doesn't correlate to my saying, I am not stating this from my country point of view but from my own, I don't like my country either

 

[CKDragon]

Now where does a little yella feller like you come from, anyway?

CK

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: CKDragon
Now where does a little yella feller like you come from, anyway?

CK

From under a rock....where else?

 

[Linflas]

Originally posted by: Gomce

Originally posted by: rudder
I wonder where mr. perfect is from?

doesn't matter, small fish I am in small insignificant country which BC ruled the entire world :> but that doesn't correlate to my saying, I am not stating this from my country point of view but from my own, I don't like my country either

Wow the entire world eh? There was an empire that ruled the entire world and none of us ever heard about it before this? How come you guys didn't bring some draft animals to the Americas and Maize to the Mediterranian while ruling the entire world?

 

[911paramedic]

Not only should this be locked for being like one of the "I love the French" threads that always gets locked,but....

CAN A MOD PLEASE CHECK THIS PERSONS SIGNATURE....INTERESTING SITE ON THERE :Q

 

[Hammer]

Ah cool, it was in my icq history.

Americans: You can doubt our intelligence, you can doubt our abilities, you can doubt our ethics, you can even doubt or sanity but you CANNOT doubt our ability to generate massive amounts of cash AND our ability to 'blow sh!t up' and kill anyone we percieve as an enemy.
--FrancesBeansRevenge

w00t!

 

[iamwiz82]

BTW, he is from Macedonia.

 

[CKDragon]

Originally posted by: 911paramedic
Not only should this be locked for being like one of the "I love the French" threads that always gets locked,but....

CAN A MOD PLEASE CHECK THIS PERSONS SIGNATURE....INTERESTING SITE ON THERE :Q

??? All I see is his system rig... what am I missing?

CK

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: CKDragon

Originally posted by: 911paramedic
Not only should this be locked for being like one of the "I love the French" threads that always gets locked,but....

CAN A MOD PLEASE CHECK THIS PERSONS SIGNATURE....INTERESTING SITE ON THERE :Q

??? All I see is his system rig... what am I missing?

CK

perhaps he means his profile....

 

[911paramedic]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: CKDragon

Originally posted by: 911paramedic
Not only should this be locked for being like one of the "I love the French" threads that always gets locked,but....

CAN A MOD PLEASE CHECK THIS PERSONS SIGNATURE....INTERESTING SITE ON THERE :Q

??? All I see is his system rig... what am I missing?

CK

perhaps he means his profile....

I am a dumb@ss, the PROFILE

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: 911paramedic

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: CKDragon

Originally posted by: 911paramedic
Not only should this be locked for being like one of the "I love the French" threads that always gets locked,but....

CAN A MOD PLEASE CHECK THIS PERSONS SIGNATURE....INTERESTING SITE ON THERE :Q

??? All I see is his system rig... what am I missing?

CK

perhaps he means his profile....

I am a dumb@ss, the PROFILE

No, no, I think we know who the dumbass is in this thread.....

 

[Salvador]

We have Lance Armstrong.. Heh.. This must really piss off the French and Spanish..

 

[MrDingleDangle]

Also things like marriage counseling, group AA courses

i dont see his point with these 2...(along with many others), but oh how we EVIL AMERICANS help people with their marriage!!! and oh sh!t we are so horrible, we want to to try and stop people from drinking themselves to death!!! THE HORROR!!!!

 

[Demon-Xanth]

America also has the Red Cross and lead the cause for world wide polio and small pox vaccination. And we invented this little thing called "Darpanet". Haven't heard of it? It was later renamed to "Arpanet" then got names such as "The Information Superhighway" and "Internet". Without it we wouldn't be able to hear your sarcasm.

Of course, if you don't want our entertainment industry, you're free to make your own movies and watch them. Personally most of the movies I watch and buy were made in Japan and I have no problem with that. If you only want one race, do a search on "Concentration Camps" and "Apartheid", some really pretty pictures will come up. Wooden houses DO have advantages over bricks due to the benifit of added insulation and ease of building which reduces the outlay required to move into a house. And although our health care system isn't the best, it's by far not the worst. And last I checked, the Serbians and the Isralis were being slaughtered by thier neighbors, not us. The US doesn't like war, but we just happen to be very good at it. We are in general very concious of the military power and realize what our actions mean. Unlike smaller countries we do not see an unlimited war as an option. Civilians casualties are something that we DO NOT look forward to.

Check the history of Russia, China, Germany, England, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Egypt, and France sometime. They're not exactly rosy themselves.

If you want I can do a search on your country and find some things to gripe about, but I perfer to accept that noone's perfect and almost everyone has something good about them.

 

[Salvador]

I just wish we wouldn't keep fighting other people's wars. We always end up making an enemy out of someone.