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Lifer
Oct 26, 2000
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I raise domestic beavers. A little known fact is that due to pollution, beavers can lose their ability to produce their own oil. The fur dries, the tissue hardens; it's painful and distressing to a beaver to experience this in their short and (should be) fun-filled lives.

This product, above all others, works to correct this malady. I smooth it into the fur, massaging gently. The result is a fit, relaxed and eager-to-please little beast who's ready to take on whatever wood the world throws at it. --Laurel825

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