I lost my best friends duck...

[floccus]

So here's the story. One of my friends's birthday is coming up and I thought it would be cool to create a little story about how the puppy i made for her at Build-a-Bear went about a day at our college. I took a bunch of pictures of the puppy in all different location around campus: walking around the dorms, partying at one of the frat houses, taking notes in class (btw, the prof. was really cool about me taking a picture of a stuffed puppy while he lectured). Anyway, I wanted a picture of the puppy eating lunch with a bunch of new friends he had made, and though it would be really cool if they were stuffed animals too. So I asked my best friend I could borrow two of her animals for the picture. She loaned me her giraffe and her absolute favorite one, her ducky (which is the only stuffed animal she named). Well I put them and the puppy in my bag and walked from her dorm to one of my labs where I had to re-feed my cells in tissue culture. I then walked to one of the food places on campus and opened my bag to set the animals up for the picture... But the ducky wasn't in my bag!!! I searched my whole path 5 times and asked countless people if they had seen a yellow stuffed ducky but to no avail.

Before going back to her I placed an ad in our daily buletin offering a reward for anyone who finds/found the ducky. Unfortunately, when I got to her room.... ... it was so hard to tell her without just breaking down crying. She wouldn't believe me at first. I had to repeat it like 10 times before she believed me, and her face was so sad the whole time. She didn't get real angry with me, she tried to play it off as not being that bad, but I know this duck meant half the world to her and she tursted me and I let her down.

So yeah, thats my story. Just wanted to sound off.

 

[gopunk]

you = screwed

that sucks dude...

 

[Argo]

For a second i read 'duck' as something else. I was like, wtf, how do you do that? Song detachable pennis comes to mind

 

[rudeguy]

yeah....its always a sad day whenever a duck gets lost

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Argo
For a second i read 'duck' as something else. I was like, wtf, how do you do that? Song detachable pennis comes to mind

LMAO!!! i havent heard that for years...king missle rocked!

 

[Sundog]

/DOH

 

[Ns1]

you = owned



you have just lost any and all chance of banging her, because YOU LOST A DUCK


good job

 

[Passions]

I think you should dress up as a giant yellow duck and surprise her saying, "HERE'S DUCKY!!!!"

Sounds like a great idea to me, no?

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: gopunk
you = screwed

I really doubt this helped him get screwed.

 

[ElFenix]

you looked in the lab? how could it have gotten out of the bag?

 

[Storm]

Replace it if you can!

 

Originally posted by: BOBBY RIBS
I think you should dress up as a giant yellow duck and surprise her saying, "HERE'S DUCKY!!!!"

Sounds like a great idea to me, no?

Either that, or she'll once again burst into tears and our friend floccus will be left nookieless yet again.

 

[floccus]

People, people, she's my best friend... we wouldn't be hooking up at all... ducky or no ducky... Geez, get sex off the brain...

 

[gotsmack]

Justr explain to her that you are part of the SALF. Stuffed Animal Liberation Force. And animals such as ducks were not ment to be domesticated. Its in a happier place now.

 

[nativesunshine]

Originally posted by: floccus
So here's the story. One of my friends's birthday is coming up and I thought it would be cool to create a little story about how the puppy i made for her at Build-a-Bear went about a day at our college. I took a bunch of pictures of the puppy in all different location around campus: walking around the dorms, partying at one of the frat houses, taking notes in class (btw, the prof. was really cool about me taking a picture of a stuffed puppy while he lectured). Anyway, I wanted a picture of the puppy eating lunch with a bunch of new friends he had made, and though it would be really cool if they were stuffed animals too. So I asked my best friend I could borrow two of her animals for the picture. She loaned me her giraffe and her absolute favorite one, her ducky (which is the only stuffed animal she named). Well I put them and the puppy in my bag and walked from her dorm to one of my labs where I had to re-feed my cells in tissue culture. I then walked to one of the food places on campus and opened my bag to set the animals up for the picture... But the ducky wasn't in my bag!!! I searched my whole path 5 times and asked countless people if they had seen a yellow stuffed ducky but to no avail.

Before going back to her I placed an ad in our daily buletin offering a reward for anyone who finds/found the ducky. Unfortunately, when I got to her room.... ... it was so hard to tell her without just breaking down crying. She wouldn't believe me at first. I had to repeat it like 10 times before she believed me, and her face was so sad the whole time. She didn't get real angry with me, she tried to play it off as not being that bad, but I know this duck meant half the world to her and she tursted me and I let her down.

So yeah, thats my story. Just wanted to sound off.

OMG!! your best friend's favorite stuffed animal is a DUCK?!?! Does she have a specific preference for ducks? or just THAT stuffed animal? I thought i was the only one with a duck fetish....I currently have two ducks in my collection (i don't have many stuffed animals)...both are yellow..one's a large sized beanie baby..the other's..I dunno..yellow and furry-er and floppy-er and larger. Last year...my roommate would take my ducky (the beanie baby) hostage and pretend to kill him. I would be so devastated EVERY single time, because I thought she was really going to kill him or throw him out the window or something. People who come in our room had to say hello to ducky and ask my permission before they're allowed to touch him. I am very protective (borderline crazy bitch).

My boyfriend got me the other ducky for christmas b/c he knows how much I love ducks. Both ducks are called ducky and I'm looking to build up my collection (they're so hard to find!!).

But yea...point of my post. You suck for losing her FAVORITEST DUCKY....if that ever happened to me..I'd....cry for days!!

I really hope you find it though....good luck!!!!

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Up the reward to $100.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: nativesunshine

Originally posted by: floccus
So here's the story. One of my friends's birthday is coming up and I thought it would be cool to create a little story about how the puppy i made for her at Build-a-Bear went about a day at our college. I took a bunch of pictures of the puppy in all different location around campus: walking around the dorms, partying at one of the frat houses, taking notes in class (btw, the prof. was really cool about me taking a picture of a stuffed puppy while he lectured). Anyway, I wanted a picture of the puppy eating lunch with a bunch of new friends he had made, and though it would be really cool if they were stuffed animals too. So I asked my best friend I could borrow two of her animals for the picture. She loaned me her giraffe and her absolute favorite one, her ducky (which is the only stuffed animal she named). Well I put them and the puppy in my bag and walked from her dorm to one of my labs where I had to re-feed my cells in tissue culture. I then walked to one of the food places on campus and opened my bag to set the animals up for the picture... But the ducky wasn't in my bag!!! I searched my whole path 5 times and asked countless people if they had seen a yellow stuffed ducky but to no avail.

Before going back to her I placed an ad in our daily buletin offering a reward for anyone who finds/found the ducky. Unfortunately, when I got to her room.... ... it was so hard to tell her without just breaking down crying. She wouldn't believe me at first. I had to repeat it like 10 times before she believed me, and her face was so sad the whole time. She didn't get real angry with me, she tried to play it off as not being that bad, but I know this duck meant half the world to her and she tursted me and I let her down.

So yeah, thats my story. Just wanted to sound off.

OMG!! your best friend's favorite stuffed animal is a DUCK?!?! Does she have a specific preference for ducks? or just THAT stuffed animal? I thought i was the only one with a duck fetish....I currently have two ducks in my collection (i don't have many stuffed animals)...both are yellow..one's a large sized beanie baby..the other's..I dunno..yellow and furry-er and floppy-er and larger. Last year...my roommate would take my ducky (the beanie baby) hostage and pretend to kill him. I would be so devastated EVERY single time, because I thought she was really going to kill him or throw him out the window or something. People who come in our room had to say hello to ducky and ask my permission before they're allowed to touch him. I am very protective (borderline crazy bitch).

My boyfriend got me the other ducky for christmas b/c he knows how much I love ducks. Both ducks are called ducky and I'm looking to build up my collection (they're so hard to find!!).

But yea...point of my post. You suck for losing her FAVORITEST DUCKY....if that ever happened to me..I'd....cry for days!!

I really hope you find it though....good luck!!!!

:Q

Originally posted by: Argo
For a second i read 'duck' as something else. I was like, wtf, how do you do that? Song detachable pennis comes to mind

LOL! I haven't heard that song in like years, either. They played it on the radio once :Q My brother taped it, but lost the tape.. lol.

 

[Nyical]

She may not seem angry, but deep down inside she is all quacked up

 

[isasir]

You should present to her DUCKY 2003, the new and improved ducky! Make sure to get one with superpowers, like a boomerang bill or something.

 

[bozack]

A friend of my brothers had a pin that said "sick my duck" which he wore all the time.

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
yeah....its always a sad day whenever a duck gets lost

a stuffed duck for that matter.


this is the dumbest problem ever.

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: BOBBY RIBS
I think you should dress up as a giant yellow duck and surprise her saying, "HERE'S DUCKY!!!!"

Sounds like a great idea to me, no?

That doesn't work on TV - what makes you think it would work in real life?

Sheesh...

 

[oznerol]

Wanna buy a duck?

A what?

 

[Spikesoldier]

leave $10002308742839478328 in unmarked bills on the stairs of the main lecture hall or the ducky gets it...

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I though you were going to say you lost your friends Ducati!


BTW, you are so screwed. Sorry about that.