I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor.

[slick230]

My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

 

[ElFenix]

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

 

[BobDaMenkey]

Suuuure.

 

[Balt]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Not if you want to keep your spleen.

 

[Ryan]

Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.

 

[slick230]

I need to engage in homocidal behaviour on a massive scale. It can not be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

 

[Ryan]

I like to dissect women. Did you know I'm totally insane?

 

[KarenMarie]

i dont even know any women who do that crap everyday.

 

[slick230]

You're a fvcking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

Edit: Not you KarenMarie, lol.

 

[KarenMarie]

Originally posted by: slick230
You're a fvcking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

Edit: Not you KarenMarie, lol.

Whoa!

Hahaha!!! for a minute there, I was like.... 'holy cow!'

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie

Originally posted by: slick230
You're a fvcking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

Edit: Not you KarenMarie, lol.

Whoa!

Hahaha!!! for a minute there, I was like.... 'holy cow!'

hahaha - I was going to post the same quote, but figured that would happen to somone lolol

 

[ohtwell]

Are you sure your name isn't Patricia instead of Patrick!


: ) Amanda

 

[cyberhap]

Batman lover.

 

[thirdlegstump]

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you Stupid Fvckin Bastard!

 

[slick230]

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

 

[Balt]

I have to return some videotapes.

 

[tami]

what apartment?

 

[eigen]

I am on the verge of frenzy.I feel lethal.i fear my mask of sanity is about to slip.

 

[gigapet]

Hey Come back here **revs chain saw & chases after hooker**

 

[iamwiz82]

Patrick Bateman: Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?
Paul Allen: They're OK.
Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83,I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consimante professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
[raises axe above head]
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FSCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FSCKING BASTARD!

 

[iamwiz82]

Jean: Make someone happy. Have you ever wanted to?
Patrick Bateman: I'm looking for, uh...
[Puts nail gun to the back of Jean's head]
Patrick Bateman: I guess you could say I just want to have a meaningful relationship with someone special.


Patrick Bateman: [after being kicked in the face by Christie the call girl] Not the face! You bitch! Not the fscking face, you piece of bitch trash!






The book was great. The entire character is just amazing.

 

[YetioDoom]

Heh, turns out that movie is next in my Netflix queue.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

what movie is this?

 

[batmang]

Originally posted by: slick230
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

go watch qvc, and i bet your head explodes.