I like Zooey Deschanel.

[phucheneh]

She's an obnoxious mouth-breathing wise and beautiful woman and you could cut a roast on her sister's face.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

you could cut a roast on her sister's face.

elaborate

EDIT: nvm, I understand now.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

She's so fucking hot, I'd drink her bathwater.

 

[BudAshes]

I'd lick her moustasche all night long.

You are creepy in all the right ways.

 

[The Sauce]

merry christmas,

i think this captures the spirit of the season perfectly

qft

 

[Scotteq]

Pulse = check
Vagina = check
Under 200lbs = check

I'd hit it.

Perfect legs, too: Feet on one end, Box on the other.

 

[NFS4]

LOL, I thought the title said "I would blow the brains out of Zooey Deschanel", then was confused that there was no "New Girl" hate in the thread.

But I would rather plow Alison Brie

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Needless to say, I'm a fan of both.

 

[PottedMeat]

magnum condoms - ?
wad of $100s - ?
ready to plow - check

 

[JulesMaximus]

 

[Newbian]

So you like like her now?

 

[chimaxi83]

She's delicious. I just realized yesterday she's in Elf. She's mostly plain looking, would still smash.

 

[clamum]

I'd lick her moustasche all night long.

She's so fucking hot, I'd drink her bathwater.

Mother fucking LOOOOL.

Indeed I would put it in Zippy's butt as well.

 

[TheSlamma]

The irony of the guys trying to discredit her looks with photochopped pics that make her look bad and let me guess, they think the airbrushed pics of the women they like are real

 

[rudeguy]

I was in love with her after Elf.

Then she got popular and lost her appeal. She is still a really cool chick but she has lost my love.

 

[Perknose]

That ad he's doing for whatever ugly SUV... just sooo bad.

Will Ferrell doing a lazy caricature of Will Ferrell doing a lazy caricature. Bad times bad.

 

[destrekor]

The irony of the guys trying to discredit her looks with photochopped pics that make her look bad and let me guess, they think the airbrushed pics of the women they like are real

And lol at mustache.

For anyone actually saying she has a mustache - they must never get close to women. :\


Some women have real ones - but all women have fine peacefuzz. It's the same soft fine hair found pretty much all over the body.

Blowing up a photo of any woman to see pore-level details (so long as the pores can be seen, not obscured by heavy airbrushing or "digital makeup" photo work) will reveal that exact same kind of hair on even the most gorgeous women.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

And lol at mustache.

For anyone actually saying she has a mustache - they must never get close to women. :\


Some women have real ones - but all women have fine peacefuzz. It's the same soft fine hair found pretty much all over the body.

Blowing up a photo of any woman to see pore-level details (so long as the pores can be seen, not obscured by heavy airbrushing or "digital makeup" photo work) will reveal that exact same kind of hair on even the most gorgeous women.

Absofuckinglutely.

 

[manimal]

dont forget boys shes at least better looking than your hand..

 

[bradley]

dont forget boys shes at least better looking than your hand..

Except for us hand models, probably.

 

[manimal]

Except for us hand models, probably.

I think I have seen your work, is this you?