I like to argue

gamepad

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I'll argue on any side of anything.

Before this turns into a flame war or just another bandwidth wasting post, it is being locked.

AnandTech Senior Moderator, Ulfwald
 

anxi80

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Mr. Barnard: Don't give me that, you snotty faced heap of parrot droppings!
Man: What?
Mr. Barnard: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke you vacuous, toffy-nosed, malodorous pervert!
Man: What? I came in here for an argument.
Mr. Barnard: Oh, oh oh I'm sorry, this is "abuse'. You want Room 12-A just along the corridor.

Man: Look, this isn't an argument.
Mr. Vibrating: Yes it is.
Man: No it isn't, it's just contradiction.
Mr. Vibrating: No it isn't.
Man: It is.
Mr. Vibrating: It is not.
Man: Look, you contradicted me.
Mr. Vibrating: I did not.
Man: Oh you did.
Mr. Vibrating: No, no, no.
Man: You did just then.
Mr. Vibrating: Nonsense.
Man: Oh, this is futile.
Mr. Vibrating: No it isn't.
Man: I came here for a good argument.
Mr. Vibrating: No, you didn't. No, you came here for an argument.
Man: An argument isn't just contradiction.
Mr. Vibrating: It can be.
 

gamepad

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Originally posted by: funkymatt
this proves you suck.

I was faced with a difficult dilemma. I could have either argued, or made a cheesy joke.

I learned one thing about myself today: making cheesy jokes is more important to me than arguing.

What did you learn about yourself today??
 

TallBill

Lifer
Apr 29, 2001
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Originally posted by: gamepad
Originally posted by: funkymatt
this proves you suck.

I was faced with a difficult dilemma. I could have either argued, or made a cheesy joke.

I learned one thing about myself today: making cheesy jokes is more important to me than arguing.

What did you learn about yourself today??

There was no dilemma. Arguing is way better then cheesy jokes. Anyways, you still suck.
 

yankeesfan

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<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
 

gamepad

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Originally posted by: yankeesfan
<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

I wouldn't want to argue with him...
 

yllus

Elite Member & Lifer
Aug 20, 2000
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State some of your personal opinions on popular topics and we'll go from there.
 

gamepad

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Originally posted by: RichUK
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

I would say the egg came first if we're basing this on evolution.

[simplified version]
Lizard mates with Squirrel and the chicken is born via an egg.
[/simplified version]