I left my wife after meeting this girl on eHarmony.

[TheVrolok]

Duh, she was acting....

Maybe she can share her bacon with me, if she calls me "Kevin" while doing it.:awe:

Google "Karen Alloy" for more info/naked pics of her.

Damn. What an incredible body.

 

[Zebo]

I turned off at ummm about 3 seconds in. Uh, umm, like, etc, qualifiers and pauses shows lack of intelligence and vocabulary and she isn't much to look at.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

nvm, Perknose does.

 

[zinfamous]

I turned off at ummm about 3 seconds in. Uh, umm, like, etc, qualifiers and pauses shows lack of intelligence and vocabulary and she isn't much to look at.

you haven't seen better nipples than that.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I didn't see nipples anywhere in that video.

EDIT: btw, someone needs to resurrect that thread about ATOT's own bacon girl.

 

[zinfamous]

I didn't see nipples anywhere in that video.

googlegooglegooglegoogle.

they are my new homepage, I think

 

[Zebo]

you haven't seen better nipples than that.

Takes 5 seconds to fall in love according to research, probably less after a few drinks so I gave it 3. seriously that chick annoyed me could not watch.

 

[zinfamous]

Takes 5 seconds to fall in love according to research, probably less after a few drinks so I gave it 3. seriously that chick annoyed me could not watch.

seriously though. google her, as suggested.

yes, videos annoying. but.....

 

[KaOTiK]

googlegooglegooglegoogle.

they are my new homepage, I think

Those things can cut glass :awe:

 

[0roo0roo]

nip approval
milf alert as well

 

[Kelvrick]

marked

 

[arkcom]

I turned off at ummm about 3 seconds in. Uh, umm, like, etc, qualifiers and pauses shows lack of intelligence and vocabulary and she isn't much to look at.

Uh, ummmm. No. It's a parody of the eharmony cat lady, that did just that.

 

[tcsenter]

Love me some redheads and she's especially hot.

 

[moshquerade]

i realize she's "acting", but how annoying. besides her being smoking hot, the "acting" is hard to listen to.

 

[rasczak]

Saw hot chick on youtube, pee pee went up, hot chick started talking, pee pee went down.

moral of the story: don't let hot chick talk.

 

[Jeraden]

Seems kind of a dumb parody of the cat lady, which was a joke to begin with and a lot funnier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc&feature=related

 

[Wyndru]

I need to learn not to click eHarmony bio clips on youtube. None of them are funny to me, and they all just end up in an annoying whining fit from some semi-hot chick (yet not hot enough to listen to whine for 5 minutes).

 

[SP33Demon]

Her hands are so fucking huge.

More like her mouth. Look at that thing, wtf... she must be related to julia roberts.

 

[Zargon]

holy nips batman

 

[spaceman]

shes pretty smokin

 

[Texashiker]

Google "Karen Alloy" for more info/naked pics of her.

No thank you, in no way do I even find her even slightly attractive.

She has a pretty face, somewhat, but the sound of her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

I dont know what it is about her, but I did not like her one bit.

 

[ShawnD1]

I really hope this isn't what is to come. More and more parodies of that crazy cat lady.

Cant see the tube at work. Can someone explain this?

 

[pontifex]

she is hot! watched a few other videos...damn...

 

[AMDZen]

Whats sad is that this is what every guy wants. An idiot that loves Bacon.

Guarantee its like an experiment.

"I'm cute why can't I get any guys to respond to my bio?"
"Because you are doing it wrong, just pretend your dumb and talk about bacon and they will flock to you."

 

[Fritzo]

Whats sad is that this is what every guy wants. An idiot that loves Bacon.

Guarantee its like an experiment.

"I'm cute why can't I get any guys to respond to my bio?"
"Because you are doing it wrong, just pretend your dumb and talk about bacon and they will flock to you."

...loves bacon, yet never gets fat. Need to add that in there.