I learned something new about my wife this week

[MrColin]

I think you should get her a dog. They love the role of protector/bait and you don't even need to cripple them, they volunteer.

 

[Ichinisan]

You have to do her before she does you. There is no other way.

 

[akugami]

Every one of you is looking at it the wrong way. The OP clearly loves his wife and doesn't want to leave her. But a man's gotta protect himself. All you have to do is wear the proper clothing.

 

[highland145]

Iselle. Coincidence? I think not.

 

[JTsyo]

You have to do her before she does you. There is no other way.

You're missing a word in there and the meaning changes. As written I don't think it really matters who does who, both get done.

 

[Exterous]

Iselle. Coincidence? I think not.

Yep the first test of the Hurricane Attracteron was a success...or something...

You're missing a word in there and the meaning changes. As written I don't think it really matters who does who, both get done.

Er....I think there would be a difference in who gets done where