I laughed really hard at someone who was new at english

[bobbybe01]

Originally posted by: Fausto
Observation: One who pops corn as part of his job description has very little room to laugh at others.

Rebuttal: I'll make almost that much today just sitting here making fun of you and your crappy job.

*****Confirmed*****
OWNED
*****Confirmed***** Fausto, where do you work my main man?

 

[Cobalt]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Chraticn

Originally posted by: Fausto
Observation: One who pops corn as part of his job description has very little room to laugh at others.

retaliation: pulling in 300$ every two weeks isn't bad for a summer job for someone in high school.

Rebuttal: I'll make almost that much today just sitting here making fun of you and your crappy job.

Where can I sign up?

 

[EvilYoda]

Yeah, from what I've noticed, Indians tend to try using "bro" and "friend" a lot more...not trying to be racist here, as I'm Chinese and know lots of people that speak fairly broken English, but they don't try to use those terms quite as much. odd.

But yeah, you shouldn't have laughed at him...and $300 every two weeks for a summer job? That's nothing to brag about, even for high school

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
Yeah, from what I've noticed, Indians tend to try using "bro" and "friend" a lot more...not trying to be racist here, as I'm Chinese and know lots of people that speak fairly broken English, but they don't try to use those terms quite as much. odd.

But yeah, you shouldn't have laughed at him...and $300 every two weeks for a summer job? That's nothing to brag about, even for high school

hah, I don't really have anything to spend it on, and I don't work that much. Maybe 3 days a week.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: cobalt

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Chraticn

Originally posted by: Fausto
Observation: One who pops corn as part of his job description has very little room to laugh at others.

retaliation: pulling in 300$ every two weeks isn't bad for a summer job for someone in high school.

Rebuttal: I'll make almost that much today just sitting here making fun of you and your crappy job.

Where can I sign up?

Here ya go.

 

[Mo0o]

It all depends on how much he works.

 

[rahvin]

Originally posted by: cobalt

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Chraticn

Originally posted by: Fausto
Observation: One who pops corn as part of his job description has very little room to laugh at others.

retaliation: pulling in 300$ every two weeks isn't bad for a summer job for someone in high school.

Rebuttal: I'll make almost that much today just sitting here making fun of you and your crappy job.

Where can I sign up?

http://www.cdc.gov/

Just keep in mind you must tollerate numerous colleagues sending reply-all emails to everyone in the cdc about some car with it's lights on in the parking lot.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: rahvin

Originally posted by: cobalt

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Chraticn

Originally posted by: Fausto
Observation: One who pops corn as part of his job description has very little room to laugh at others.

retaliation: pulling in 300$ every two weeks isn't bad for a summer job for someone in high school.

Rebuttal: I'll make almost that much today just sitting here making fun of you and your crappy job.

Where can I sign up?

http://www.cdc.gov/

Just keep in mind you must tollerate numerous colleagues sending reply-all emails to everyone in the cdc about some car with it's lights on in the parking lot.

If I ever make the news as a suspect in an act of incredible violence...it will be because of a "Reply All" incident.

 

[booger711]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Chraticn

Originally posted by: Fausto
Observation: One who pops corn as part of his job description has very little room to laugh at others.

retaliation: pulling in 300$ every two weeks isn't bad for a summer job for someone in high school.

Rebuttal: I'll make almost that much today just sitting here making fun of you and your crappy job.

good one.

 

[Hankerton]

Q] *****Confirmed*****
OWNED
*****Confirmed***** Fausto, where do you work my main man?[/quote]

ROFL, between the pic and that comment, just made my day. hilarious!!!

 

[welst10]

Can someone translate that into english?

 

[Wahsapa]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: cobalt

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Chraticn

Originally posted by: Fausto
Observation: One who pops corn as part of his job description has very little room to laugh at others.

retaliation: pulling in 300$ every two weeks isn't bad for a summer job for someone in high school.

Rebuttal: I'll make almost that much today just sitting here making fun of you and your crappy job.

Where can I sign up?

Here ya go.

ha, when i click the random 'government worker' pic was of an indian chick :thumbsup:

on a side note you work for the gov but post on AT all day? i cant wait to move to canada...

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: welst10
Can someone translate that into english?

Here goes.

OP whores himself out in crappy job.
Indian guy comes in to buy popcorn from OP.
Indian makes amusing remark.
OP wets himself with laughter.
Indian guy leaves.

How's that?

 

[athithi]

Ok, I laughed too My personal desi favourite is "I am very much afraiding of that!". I know someone that uses it quite regularly - he's one heckuva "afraider"

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: athithi
Ok, I laughed too My personal desi favourite is "I am very much afraiding of that!". I know someone that uses it quite regularly - he's one heckuva "afraider"

I used to work with an Indian guy who was hilarious- he would randomely sing complete nonsense (without any actual words), say "Mr <insert first name here>" continuously, and customers would leave looking bewildered. Excellent fun

 

[xXped0thugXx]

did you kick him in the teeth because that would have been REALLY funny!

 

[sillymofo]

He probably owns the theater, and will fire your insolent @ss soon.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Chraticn

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Sounds like weird dream to me. Where do you work?

target food counter.

ugh... im sorry

<--- also works at Target

 

[Yax]

Originally posted by: Fausto
Observation: One who pops corn as part of his job description has very little room to laugh at others.

I was thinkin the same thing. LOL.

Actually my thoughts were more along the lines of:
A clown selling popcorn and balloons should be laughed at, not laughing at others.

 

[Yax]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: Chraticn

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Sounds like weird dream to me. Where do you work?

target food counter.

ugh... im sorry

<--- also works at Target

Wait! are you a cop or a security guard?

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: Chraticn

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Sounds like weird dream to me. Where do you work?

target food counter.

ugh... im sorry

<--- also works at Target

Wait! are you a cop or a security guard?

Im a student at Western Illinois majoring in Law Enforcement. I work at Target in the summer and trying hard to get out of there before next summer rolls around.

 

[welst10]

Originally posted by: DopeFiend

Originally posted by: welst10
Can someone translate that into english?

Here goes.

OP whores himself out in crappy job.
Indian guy comes in to buy popcorn from OP.
Indian makes amusing remark.
OP wets himself with laughter.
Indian guy leaves.

How's that?

Not good. I meant translating the indian guy's remark into english.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Chraticn

Originally posted by: Fausto
Observation: One who pops corn as part of his job description has very little room to laugh at others.

retaliation: pulling in 300$ every two weeks isn't bad for a summer job for someone in high school.

Rebuttal: I'll make almost that much today just sitting here making fun of you and your crappy job.

haha - me 2

Please tell me you work less than 40 hours a week for that.

You should be out on a golf course caddying making $100+ per day!

 

Wow, this thread turned into a jobpenis match real fast.

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: welst10

Originally posted by: DopeFiend

Originally posted by: welst10
Can someone translate that into english?

Here goes.

OP whores himself out in crappy job.
Indian guy comes in to buy popcorn from OP.
Indian makes amusing remark.
OP wets himself with laughter.
Indian guy leaves.

How's that?

Not good. I meant translating the indian guy's remark into english.

Very well.

"5 minutes will be a problem, as I have to leave for my abode shortly."

Better?