So, I get my lunch, 2 double bacon cheeseburgers, large fry, 8 piece chicken nuggets, frosty and a diet coke, gotta watch my figure, and I?m waiting at the elevator for a minute or two. By this time I?m done with my lunch, and the elevator comes, I get on and hit the button for the 2nd floor. As the door closes, I see some skinny guy about to run up the stairs. Ever the polite person, I shout, ?Take the elevator it?s quicker.? He shouts back, ?Nah, I need to stay in shape for my girlfriend and my room is only on the 8th floor.?
So, I decide to make a quick diversion up to the 8th floor and score his chick before heading to my dorm.
You wouldn?t be so skinny and your girl wouldn?t have time to cheat on you if you took an elevator once in a while.
So, I decide to make a quick diversion up to the 8th floor and score his chick before heading to my dorm.
You wouldn?t be so skinny and your girl wouldn?t have time to cheat on you if you took an elevator once in a while.
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