I know what women want

[Random Variable]

And that's to stay as far away from me as possible

 

[JLGatsby]

Don't worry, no matter how pathetic someone is, there is someone of the opposite gender who is just as pathetic and would gladly hook up with you.

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
And that's to stay as far away from me as humanly possible.

You mean you think they want to stay away from you?

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: Sluggo

Originally posted by: Random Variable
And that's to stay as far away from me as humanly possible.

You mean you think they want to stay away from you?

I think that's what I said.

 

[PhoenixOrion]

cheer up.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
And that's to stay as far away from me as humanly possible

Nah, it's actually a tall guy with a big johnson and lots of money.

cheers! :beer:

 

[RCN]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Don't worry, no matter how pathetic someone is, there is someone of the opposite gender who is just as pathetic and would gladly hook up with you.

Lucky you huh?

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: Random Variable
And that's to stay as far away from me as humanly possible

Nah, it's actually a tall guy with a big johnson and lots of money.

cheers! :beer:

It's lots of money OR a tall guy with a big johnson.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
And that's to stay as far away from me as humanly possible

weren't you about to hook up with an older woman?

 

[SilentZero]

For once i can agree

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: RCN

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Don't worry, no matter how pathetic someone is, there is someone of the opposite gender who is just as pathetic and would gladly hook up with you.

Lucky you huh?

 

[OhioState]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Don't worry, no matter how pathetic someone is, there is someone of the opposite gender who is just as pathetic and would gladly hook up with you.

case in point me

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: RCN

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Don't worry, no matter how pathetic someone is, there is someone of the opposite gender who is just as pathetic and would gladly hook up with you.

Lucky you huh?

His firsthand experience speaks for itself there.

 

[ShadoWing]

ouch....ur getttin bittin in the ass by the ppl here lol

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
And that's to stay as far away from me as humanly possible

maybe if you weren't covered in yellow fur things would be different.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Women just aren't attracted to desks.

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Random Variable
And that's to stay as far away from me as humanly possible

maybe if you weren't covered in yellow fur things would be different.

but I'm so soft and cuddly

 

[gigapet]

SHENS!

 

[gigapet]

God Made fat chicks for people like you RandomVariable!

 

[purbeast0]

oh boo hooo ...

cry me a fvcking river ...

why don't you do something about it instead of crying about it?

 

[George P Burdell]

There can be no ugly women, there can only be not enough vodka.

 

[PingSpike]

Thats not true, if it were all of earth's female population would be piled on top of eachother on the other side of the planet, each one fighting the others for the coveted central position that affords the furthest distance from you.

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: gigapet
God Made fat chicks for people like you RandomVariable!

No more fat chicks for me. I don't have the strength.

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
oh boo hooo ...

cry me a fvcking river ...

why don't you do something about it instead of crying about it?

I don't want to go to jail.

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: gigapet
God Made fat chicks for people like you RandomVariable!

No more fat chicks for me. I don't have the strength.

:Q