I know this topic comes up every so often, but pickup lines.... Good or bad.

[Locutus of Board]

Helen was so lovely the Trojans climbed inside a horse. You're so gorgeous I'd climb inside a Trojan.

 

[FirmPete]

All the good ones I know are gonna get me banned...

 

[Robert01]

Well, I know a feel good ones, but like uh...FirmPete said, the Mods probably won't like them (unless the Mods have a few pick-up lines). Women generally tend NOT to like pickup lines. Starting a creative conversation is usually better.

 

[Eug]

Are those space pants? Because your @ss is outa this world.

Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night.

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I'd put "I" beside "U".

I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave this place with me, because all the women are saying you make them look bad.

I am a member of the AnandTech Forums.

 

[Robert01]

Okay, I'll give you one:
(Most appropriate at a keg party)
"Is that a keg in your pants, 'cause I'd love to tap that ***"