I know red blobs on weather radar are bad...

[Fritzo]

...but the TV says a PURPLE blob is going to go directly over me in an hour. WTF is purple???? Hail? Tornadoes? Frogs?

 

[Jodell88]

AFAIK White is the most severe color.

 

[Crusty]

We get WHITE around here. Usually golf ball sized hail + shingle removing wind.

 

[zinfamous]

Purple is the sarin cloud.

 

[Jodell88]

We get WHITE around here. Usually golf ball sized hail + shingle removing wind.

White denotes intense, cold cloud tops at a high altitude, aka the serious stuff.

 

[midnight growler]

The color scale is used to represent the amount of precipitation. Green is regular rain. Orange and red are hard rain and purple and white are holy-fuck-balls of rain.

 

[AmdEmAll]

Purple represents the extreme penile penetration that the area is about to take.. white is well.. you can figure it out.

 

[Anubis]

it means bend over

 

[BrokenVisage]

purple means it's raining men, hallelujah!

 

[Humpy]

Purple rain, purple rain.

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[zinfamous]

purple means it's raining men, hallelujah!

lol!

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

Purple rain still beats out chocolate rain.

 

[KLin]

Purple rain still beats out chocolate rain.

Not this chocolate rain

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[DrPizza]

I'd ask for your stuff after the purple blob gets to you, but I suppose it's up to the purple blob as to who gets your stuff.

 

[twinrider1]

Lol, arrived to late, Prince jokes already made.

Our bastard weathermen have ruined the hockey game with interruptions. Columbus is well south of the big stuff yet they feel compelled to talk about what ifs and what's happening 3 states away. Grrrr.