I know i look young but damn

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Twista

Twista

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I look about 16-17 and every time i buy condoms i get the highly religious check out lady that HAS to it seems say a prayer for me.


Such as:

God Bless Your Little Heart.
God Bless
Your in my prayers
and many more.

and such such.

This never happens to my friends, but only me. Im 20 years old, but i guess since i look so young it confuses people. This ever happen to anyone else?
 
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Exterous

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Just tell them you're being safe now that you've had 2 kids with your 14 year old twinkie
 
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KB

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Next time tell them they are not for sex but for carrying cocaine across the border in your stomach.

Or just ignore them. People are too judgmental and care too much about what other people think.

If it really bothers you, buy them online in bulk from Amazon.
 
Twista

Twista

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Originally posted by: TruePaige
Where do you shop?!
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:D Walmart, kmart, walgreens.

Walmart seems to be the cheapest always.

Next time ill just check out the small corner stores and gas stations since there closer to my house anyway.

But no it doesnt really bother me since its been happening so many times. I really dont care what others think because i just toss them up on the check out counter for the whole world to see.
 
Scarpozzi

Scarpozzi

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One time I was buying some condoms from a convenience store. They only had 2 kinds left... They had unlubricated and "extra sensitive". The cashier was black and there was a 40-something black guy standing there talking with her (probably hitting on her).

She said, "Can I help you?" when I approached. When I saw my options, I said, "I've got $15 in gas and need a pack of the extra sensitive condoms." The black guy said, "Yeah baby, he wants the sensitive." in a deep voice.

I'd take a prayer over that any day. HA!
 
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krunchykrome

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
One time I was buying some condoms from a convenience store. They only had 2 kinds left... They had unlubricated and "extra sensitive". The cashier was black and there was a 40-something black guy standing there talking with her (probably hitting on her).

She said, "Can I help you?" when I approached. When I saw my options, I said, "I've got $15 in gas and need a pack of the extra sensitive condoms." The black guy said, "Yeah baby, he wants the sensitive." in a deep voice.

I'd take a prayer over that any day. HA!
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Hahahaha

I havent bought any in a long long time, but I remember the first time I purchased some. I was sweating bullets.
 
Twista

Twista

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
One time I was buying some condoms from a convenience store. They only had 2 kinds left... They had unlubricated and "extra sensitive". The cashier was black and there was a 40-something black guy standing there talking with her (probably hitting on her).

She said, "Can I help you?" when I approached. When I saw my options, I said, "I've got $15 in gas and need a pack of the extra sensitive condoms." The black guy said, "Yeah baby, he wants the sensitive." in a deep voice.

I'd take a prayer over that any day. HA!
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:laugh: Hehe, i would also.

Originally posted by: GoatMonkey
Go to the self checkout line.
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I tried, but it was close this early.
 
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Journer

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start getting other crap with it. like blindfolds, ammo, billy clubs, you know, stuff like that. give 'em a reason to pray, haha :D
 
Nebor

Nebor

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Originally posted by: RossMAN
Buy them in bulk, alternator sized?
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:D :D :D

I can just imagine him asking the religious lady if she has alternator sized condoms.
 
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alien42

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if someone said 'god bless' when i was buying condoms, my return comment would be something along the lines of "she screams oh god as i nail her in the ass, so do you take it in the ass?" or something just as embarrasing for them.
 
K1052

K1052

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Aug 21, 2003
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meh....the only time I get that is when I buy the 5 gallon jug of Astroglide at Costco
 
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jonessoda

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I've never had that problem. I've just had a creepy old guy working cashier ask me, "so, you gettin' some tail tonight then, stud?" with a wink.
 
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ZeroEffect

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i remember one of the very first time i purchased condoms, after getting my change
back, the lady said "Have a good night!" in a real cheery voice... it hit me in the parking
lot, i was cracking up :)
 
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