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CrookBloke

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You think you're so cool!

I'll bet you think you can paint better than my four-year-old grandson, too!

:D
 

MrPickins

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Originally posted by: Saint Michael
A few points:

1) I see no mirror, how is this a self-portrait? It's just some elephant, obviously.

2) If that is a self-portrait that elephant severely underestimates his own fatness. Lose some weight, fat ass.

3) Learn some fucking shading and texturing dumb ass, this is a drawing of an elephant: http://wildlife-artworks.com/drawings/african/images/african_elephant.jpg

Overall I'm not impressed, I can draw way better than this elephant. If you want me to stop eating elephant burgers you're going to have to spend more than 8 minutes on a painting.

:laugh:

Comedy gold :thumbsup:
 

DrPizza

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Originally posted by: jdini76
Elephants also grieve the death of other Elephants. This is unheard of for any other mammal other than humans.

False. Many species grieve after the loss of a mother, child, or another animal that they have constant close contact with (or even the loss of the human they lived with.) Elephants have more of a death ritual - the thing referred to above - that's not seen in most other species (I think dolphins do something special too.)
 

Nemesis 1

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Must be getting soft or something. First I laughed with joy. Than I teared up in despair. Thinking why are we destroying the animal kingdom. I wonder just how smart are Whales.

Thanks for the link.
 

TallBill

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Originally posted by: Nemesis 1
Must be getting soft or something. First I laughed with joy. Than I teared up in despair. Thinking why are we destroying the animal kingdom. I wonder just how smart are Whales.

Thanks for the link.

You cried? Well then you are correct, humanity is falling apart.
 

Pocatello

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Bah, I love elephants for what they are, they're intelligent and caring, can't say that about human. Why do they have perform ridiculous tasks for us so we can appreciate them? We can program a robot to paint an elephant too. Elephants are elephants, not people.
 
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Originally posted by: Saint Michael
A few points:

1) I see no mirror, how is this a self-portrait? It's just some elephant, obviously.

2) If that is a self-portrait that elephant severely underestimates his own fatness. Lose some weight, fat ass.

3) Learn some fucking shading and texturing dumb ass, this is a drawing of an elephant: http://wildlife-artworks.com/drawings/african/images/african_elephant.jpg

Overall I'm not impressed, I can draw way better than this elephant. If you want me to stop eating elephant burgers you're going to have to spend more than 8 minutes on a painting.

9/10

i said consummate vee's!