I keep hearing random mooing sounds from the house next door.

Orsorum

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:(

And I don't know how to make it stop. They don't have any cows that I know of, but they do have a dog (which has shut up for once).

What video game could be making this noise?
 

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Aquaman

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Does Sean Connery & ALex Trebeck's mother live next door to you? :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman
 

Orsorum

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Originally posted by: Aquaman
Does Sean Connery & ALex Trebeck's mother live next door to you? :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman

Well, the cow is *RUFF*. Just the way his mother likes it, apparently. :Q
 

Orsorum

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Oh, my son's mother is visiting your neighbors. Sorry, I forgot to tell you.

Hahah, I'll be sure to steer clear of her.





Haha, get it? Steer?
 

Eli

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Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun


They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums

He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

The President said "enough is enough

These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunned

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers

Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

:D
 

paruhd0x

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Moo Moo Mooooo Mooo Moo Moo Moo Mooooooooooooooooooo Moo Mooo Moo Moo.

Diablo 2 Cow Level was fun... the first 100 times. :p
 

Konigin

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Originally posted by: Orsorum
:(

And I don't know how to make it stop. They don't have any cows that I know of, but they do have a dog (which has shut up for once).

What video game could be making this noise?

How do you know its not the dog that is mooing? Just because it stopped barking doesn't mean it hasn't started mooing.
 

BornStar

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They have a buddy alert set up on AIM. When someone signs on or comes back from being away, the computer Moos. One of the most annoying things AOL has ever com up with.
 

oniq

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Originally posted by: FallenHero
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Wow that sure fvcked up the forum..
 

nativesunshine

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Originally posted by: BornStar18
They have a buddy alert set up on AIM. When someone signs on or comes back from being away, the computer Moos. One of the most annoying things AOL has ever com up with.

hehe..i have that alert saved for someone on my buddy list.

I was gonna suggest that idea....someone keeps signing on and off your neighbor's buddy list and since the alert's on...it keeps mooing.

hope you get to the bottom of this tho...hahah :)
 

petery83

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Originally posted by: BornStar18
They have a buddy alert set up on AIM. When someone signs on or comes back from being away, the computer Moos. One of the most annoying things AOL has ever com up with.

one time one of my roommates wouldn't come to the beach with us (he wanted to sleep), so we found the file in the aim folder, set it on repeat, cranked up the speakers all the way, and left :)