I just wrote my first perverted song!

[DangerAardvark]

Oh my, I really do think it's a good one. Okay, it's a bit of a niche market, and this particular song is a bit of a niche song in a niche market, but I think it's decent for a first foray into the glamorous world of perverted song writing. Wow, long sentence, that one. Anyway, the thing's called Matris Futuor. Oh, and one other thing... it's in Latin.
*Sigh*, the things you try when you suck at writing lyrics...

 

[tomt4535]

?

 

[DangerAardvark]

Don't cookie me, ya soupy bastard...

 

[Ticks]

lyrics? mp3? anything?

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Ticks
lyrics? mp3? anything?

whoa, do you read latin?

 

[DangerAardvark]

Umm... no just a grand proclamation. Besides, you wouldn't really get it unless:
1)you know latin
2)you also know english
3)you are perverted
4)you are surrounded by people who who don't fit into any of the above categories

...told you it was niche.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Here's a link to the guitar tab I cobbled together. It's pretty rough and just includes the chords, because the melody and the picking and strumming patterns exist only in my head. But, perhaps you can recreate the magic of Matris Futuor with this tab.

And remember, it's gimmick is that it's in Latin, and the lyrics aren't really supposed to be clever or anything.