I just went to use the bathroom at my office and....

flambus

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i noticed a small half dried puddle of urine on the floor in front of the urnal. its a few inches in diameter.

what is the deal with that? does anyone else notice these things beside me? or are my coworkers just dirty people?

edit: to give you an idea, some of the people i work with don't wear deoderant.
 

chiwawa626

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Some people are just retards. Why are you gonna pee on the floor of a bathroom that you use yourself?
 

chuckieland

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all i can say is when it's shoot of 100mhz/hr
not everybody has good aim
check public washroom everywhere
it's the same
 

yakko

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<< edit: to give you an idea, some of the people i work with don't wear deoderant. >>

I don't wear deoderant but I still get it in the bowl. I even wash my hands unlike some of the people I work with.
 

StormRider

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My coworker always seem to forget to flush after taking a sh#t. That's the most discusting thing is to see someone else sh#t.

Maybe he wants to show off....
 

CinderElmo

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Some people use the bathroom to &quot;take control&quot; of their lives. They wiz on the floor, pee on the sides of the stalls and the seat, put TP rolls in the john to clog it, let the soap pour all over the sink and then leave the water running on their way out (w/o actually washing of course). They do this to assert some control.

Then they can laugh that they &quot;did something on their own&quot; today and also they can laugh when they are shaking their bosses or client's hands and they have nasty germs all of their own hands. I mean come on, stopping up the commode is funny but I draw the line at not washing your hands and then shaking *MY* hand.
 

TripleJ

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Question is how did you determine that is was half dried? :confused:
Don't inspect these things too closely! :p
 

RISman

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What really gets me are those who do their sittin', leave and close the door! The the next person that walks into the nonventilated stall walk right into the stench! When all they have to do is send it south as it hits the water...yes I work with pigs too!
 

tasslex

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At my old office there was a guy we called the phantom sh!tter - he would go in, do his business, come out, whatever. One of us would go in sometime after him, and without fail, every single time the contents of the bowl were the same: HUGE man-sized super logs, and NO TP in the bowl. There were NO garbage cans in that bathroom, just a bowl, TP, a sink, a hand-dryer. ICK.
 

ATLien247

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<< i noticed a small half dried puddle of urine on the floor in front of the urnal. its a few inches in diameter. >>



At least it wasn't spooge...