I just went to Purple Onion today with my mom

[mercanucaribe]

Adult candies for a class project... right.. If that's true, now you know why you don't have friends.

 

[morrisbj]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Man, some of you guys are really uptight.

yeah because everyone goes to adult gift shops with their moms and buys a bunch of pecker shaped lollipops

No, they don't, and I'm not saying it's normal, but a lot of people are over-reacting.

You might find that we are just having fun digging at this one. Not too often someone opens themselves up for burns like with this thread.

 

[FoBoT]

why can't you buy candles from a candle store?

 

[captains]

i guess its sorta better than goin with your dad

 

[HardcoreRobot]

cool mom

should be more parents like that

 

[arcenite]

Pics of the mother

 

[Mermaidman]

Red, is that you?

 

[BudAshes]

lol, i hope this is shens.

 

[NiKeFiDO]

wierd. just, wierd. however, i think i could see my mom handling that situation well also.

 

[Powermoloch]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
my mom got slight food poisoning while pregnant with me, ironically, at the purple onion, a place in Massachusetts

:Q

Originally posted by: Xafgoat
lol, i hope this is shens.

100% legit 😀

Originally posted by: shoRunner

Originally posted by: Troll4Hire

Is this your mom?

:disgust: where's the vomit icon...cause that was just uncalled for....what was i thinking clicking on that...

Lol that's so wrong. I'm 19 yrs old...she's twice as old as me exactly.

 

[akubi]

you had to borrow ten bucks from your mom to buy lollipops?

shameful.

 

[AkumaX]

i too have an uncle...

 

[Powermoloch]

Originally posted by: akubi
you had to borrow ten bucks from your mom to buy lollipops?

shameful.

I gave a reason to that in a previous post somewhere 😱

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: Troll4Hire

Originally posted by: Powermoloch
Okay okay okay guys, cleanse your mind. I just need a ride to an Adult store right across the street at my place (a block a way). I was getting some "candies" for a class project using them as prizes in a quiz game. Kinda interesting though, I love my mom, she was pretty surprised that she didn't even know that there is a store close by to our place. Anyways, the candies were too expensive ( 4 for the ladies and 3 for the guys, lolipop style), shelled out 21 bucks (11 from me, and 10 from mom, gotta love her).

Just wanna share my experience for today

cheers

Ishak

Is this your mom?

omfg.

that was so very, very ban worthy.

 

[Powermoloch]

Originally posted by: Xafgoat

Originally posted by: Troll4Hire

Originally posted by: Powermoloch
Okay okay okay guys, cleanse your mind. I just need a ride to an Adult store right across the street at my place (a block a way). I was getting some "candies" for a class project using them as prizes in a quiz game. Kinda interesting though, I love my mom, she was pretty surprised that she didn't even know that there is a store close by to our place. Anyways, the candies were too expensive ( 4 for the ladies and 3 for the guys, lolipop style), shelled out 21 bucks (11 from me, and 10 from mom, gotta love her).

Just wanna share my experience for today

cheers

Ishak

Is this your mom?

omfg.

that was so very, very ban worthy.

Lol yeah...It was meant for a joke in some demeaning way 😕

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: LordSegan
Unacceptable.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Powermoloch

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
my mom got slight food poisoning while pregnant with me, ironically, at the purple onion, a place in Massachusetts

:Q

Originally posted by: Xafgoat
lol, i hope this is shens.

100% legit 😀

Originally posted by: shoRunner

Originally posted by: Troll4Hire

Is this your mom?

:disgust: where's the vomit icon...cause that was just uncalled for....what was i thinking clicking on that...

Lol that's so wrong. I'm 19 yrs old...she's twice as old as me exactly.

MILF?

 

[newParadigm]

Originally posted by: Powermoloch

Originally posted by: LordSegan

Ok, just tell you dont drive.. ? And this was a mandatory project? You are 19 and you dont have friends who can drive you?

- I don't drive, almost passed my last driving test until oops 🙁
- It is a mandatory project, kinda missed a group meeting yesterday.
- I have friends, but not true friends. Didn't want to bother anyone at 8 p.m PST 😕


relax dude...it's all good :thumbsup:

Wait, I thought candie, class project, and lolipop were all inuendos

 

[virtueixi]

Tell your mom to pick up a paperbag for me.:evil:

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: PurdueRy

Originally posted by: Powermoloch

Originally posted by: PurdueRy
Does your family tree resemble a tumbleweed?

Lol no dude, not at all.

I'm not that hesitant at that time to ask my mom to go with me to an adult store (this is my first time too and hers also, i'm 19 btw 🙂 ) She's a very open woman, likes to know more things, she even laughed at the funny toys too!

This is getting more and more disturbing

Yeah...I get grossed out thinking of my parents doing it. Here's your mom picking up rubber dongs with you in a toy store. Ewwwwwww.....

 

[Queasy]

<Insert Deliverance Banjo Music Here>

 

[Yossarian451]

Originally posted by: Ricemarine

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Man, some of you guys are really uptight.

yeah because everyone goes to adult gift shops with their moms and buys a bunch of pecker shaped lollipops

No, they don't, and I'm not saying it's normal, but a lot of people are over-reacting.

i was being sarcastic...i think a lot of peopkle are just joking around too.

:Q...
If I asked my mom to go to an adult shop. She'll ask if I've been looking at pr0n again... And then she'll sweep my computer... and then she'll lecture me on why not to have sex... and ............................

Thats because you aren't even old enough to get video games much less even get into the door there. The real truth is that my parents didn't really start talking more freely about a lot of stuff till I was off to college. It suddenly just happens that one day they start talking about how they used to smoke and everything. I will be one of those days that just blows your mind. Wait a little and when you get older it will happen, till then just stay blissfully ignorant of the grown up world.

 

[Powermoloch]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: PurdueRy

Originally posted by: Powermoloch

Originally posted by: PurdueRy
Does your family tree resemble a tumbleweed?

Lol no dude, not at all.

I'm not that hesitant at that time to ask my mom to go with me to an adult store (this is my first time too and hers also, i'm 19 btw 🙂 ) She's a very open woman, likes to know more things, she even laughed at the funny toys too!

This is getting more and more disturbing

Yeah...I get grossed out thinking of my parents doing it. Here's your mom picking up rubber dongs with you in a toy store. Ewwwwwww.....

meh :roll: lol 😀