I just watered my lawn with hydrogen peroxide.

[PaperclipGod]

I'm expecting good things. :thumbsup:

 

[shortylickens]

:hmm:

We will need pics.

 

[Matthiasa]

Ummm so you are trying to kill it?

 

[theflyingpig]

I just watered my lawn with the blood of the innocent. I too, am expecting good things.

 

[shortylickens]

I just watered my lawn with the blood of the innocent. I too, am expecting good things.

Sounds like you've been getting gardening tips from the ancient Egyptians.

 

[MikeMike]

I'm expecting good things. :thumbsup:

trying to add more oxygen to the roots?

 

[PaperclipGod]

trying to add more oxygen to the roots?

Pffft... of all the guesses this is the worst! Clearly I'm trying to grow rocket fuel.

 

[Newbian]

I just watered my lawn with the blood of the innocent. I too, am expecting good things.

I hope it was baby blood otherwise those "innocents" might had been contaminated.

 

[pyonir]

Blond grass?

 

[theflyingpig]

I hope it was baby blood otherwise those "innocents" might had been contaminated.

Even more innocent than babies. I have agreements with the local abortion clinics to keep my supply fresh. It's similar to how some people get used oil from McDonalds. Works great. Everyone knows this.

 

[WHAMPOM]

I'm expecting good things. :thumbsup:

I thought the magic lawn ingredient was beer/ammonia mix.

 

[Gibsons]

What %?

 

[Jeff7]

Doh! You want two hydrogens per oxide!
:awe:

 

[Newbian]

Even more innocent than babies. I have agreements with the local abortion clinics to keep my supply fresh. It's similar to how some people get used oil from McDonalds. Works great. Everyone knows this.

Damn...you are gonna have to hook me up.

 

[PaperclipGod]

What %?

My plan is to do it twice a week @ 1% w/ normal watering.

 

[keird]

Doh! You want two hydrogens per oxide!
:awe:

 

[Eli]

Hydrogen peroxide is good for plants, in small dosages of course. Helps oxygenate the soil.

 

[Crucial]

I'll be sugaring my lawn shortly.

 

[SlitheryDee]

One day I'm going to water my lawn with concrete.

 

[Modelworks]

Add lots of salt next time and you will never have to worry about weeds or even mowing ever again !

 

[GoofyGoofT]

I hope it was baby blood otherwise those "innocents" might had been contaminated.

but that is if you assume that babies are born without sin. otherwise in this world you can't find innocents.

 

[SlitheryDee]

but that is if you assume that babies are born without sin. otherwise in this world you can't find innocents.

Dude.

Original sin. So no one's innocent. They can be innocent of other specific things though. You could still water your lawn with the blood of those who are innocent of listening to country music.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

did your lawn go emo and cut itself?

 

[bunnyfubbles]

but that is if you assume that babies are born without sin. otherwise in this world you can't find innocents.

he gets them baptized first

 

[arcenite]

Is this like nitrous for cars? Great results as long as you know where to draw the line?