2 ports, no cup. 
Port #1 - The changing of the cell providers: The perils of prepaid carriers.
tl;dr version: New prepaid carrier will only port a number to a brand new, not yet activated SIM card. Of course I wanted to test out their service at my somewhat rural location home first to make sure I had adequate coverage before committing to them.
Port #2 - Home phones are for wimps.
tl;dr version: This one is a bit too tricky for tl;dr.
Newish subdivision, AT&T is the carrier. I was "fortunate" to be able to get DSL. Apparently some time around a year and change ago AT&T "ran out of capacity" for the subdivision and refuses to bring another line in. Mind you, they're still building houses here. AT&T has not been connecting anyone to DSL in our neighborhood for roughly a year and half now, so what I have is a precious commodity. It's either DSL or satellite internet.
What do I want? Simple, I want to port my home phone number to Google Voice, dump my home phone service which costs waaaaay to much for as much as we use it, and just keep the DSL until Comcrap decides to finish their build here (supposedly in a few months). Sounds easy, right? Nope.
I call and ask, to be sure, what happens to my DSL if I ask to port the number. Yes, it too would get disconnected since it shares the account number which is tied to the phone number. Then the question is, would I be able to get DSL back should it become disconnected in this matter. Given there is no availability in my neighborhood for DSL, the rep said a good chance probably not. Especially since I pointed out that there may actually be a wait list a mile long for DSL service in my neighborhood.
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And people say porting your phone number is easy.

Port #1 - The changing of the cell providers: The perils of prepaid carriers.
tl;dr version: New prepaid carrier will only port a number to a brand new, not yet activated SIM card. Of course I wanted to test out their service at my somewhat rural location home first to make sure I had adequate coverage before committing to them.
Port #2 - Home phones are for wimps.
tl;dr version: This one is a bit too tricky for tl;dr.
Newish subdivision, AT&T is the carrier. I was "fortunate" to be able to get DSL. Apparently some time around a year and change ago AT&T "ran out of capacity" for the subdivision and refuses to bring another line in. Mind you, they're still building houses here. AT&T has not been connecting anyone to DSL in our neighborhood for roughly a year and half now, so what I have is a precious commodity. It's either DSL or satellite internet.
What do I want? Simple, I want to port my home phone number to Google Voice, dump my home phone service which costs waaaaay to much for as much as we use it, and just keep the DSL until Comcrap decides to finish their build here (supposedly in a few months). Sounds easy, right? Nope.
I call and ask, to be sure, what happens to my DSL if I ask to port the number. Yes, it too would get disconnected since it shares the account number which is tied to the phone number. Then the question is, would I be able to get DSL back should it become disconnected in this matter. Given there is no availability in my neighborhood for DSL, the rep said a good chance probably not. Especially since I pointed out that there may actually be a wait list a mile long for DSL service in my neighborhood.
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And people say porting your phone number is easy.
