I just voluntarily gave up my blackberry.

[preslove]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: kmr1212

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Just waiting for a YABT from you now.

1/15/2007
should I call my Blackberry?

1/18/2007
should I call my Blackberry?

1/24/2007
should I call my Blackberry?

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3/02/2007
Just found my blackberry manual and began reading it and reminiscing about our good times together. Should I send a message and ask if we can get back together?

3/03/2007

I tried to have sex with my ex-Blackberry last night, but my d!ck got caught in the headphone jack. HELP!

3/04/2007

I still cannot get my ex-Blackberry off of my d!ck. It's horribly painful and I am bleeding badly. Should I go to the doctor? What should I tell him?

3/06/2007

My BB still won't come off, and I keep getting a boner because my hot cousin is here to visit

3/07/2007

I ran by my blackberry at work, and it turned on while I ran by, does that mean it wants me? Should I ask it back?

3/10/2007

It turns out my hot cousin is also the doctor I went to to have my ex-bb removed. She had to touch my d!ck to remove it and it was hot. I had a dream about having sex with her. Am I a pervert?

3/15/2007

🙁 I just deleted Blackberry Desktop Software from my computer. Thats the last of her stuff, when will I stop thinking about it?

Dude, I know it hurts, but there are plenty of other smart phones in the sea. Just get drunk and go to a verizon store, pick up a skanky Motorola q & have sex with it. That'll ease the pain.

 

[SmoochyTX]

:laugh::thumbsup:

 

[AreaCode707]

I <3 this thread, even with the excessive nested quotes.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
OK, if you can fit your wang in a 2.5mm jack then I am, er, happy for you?

We should ask Sampson or Platinumike

😛

BWAHAHAHAHA! Thanks!

 

[DivideBYZero]

Give her a 'Pearl' necklace... 😛

 

[RichardE]

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