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I just urinated all over myself--it was dark outside

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edprush

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I was peeing outside 5 minutes ago and I saw this grasshopper bouncing along the ground in front of me. I aimed for the little s.o.b. and he was getting mad because he couldn't escape my wiz.

Then out of nowhere his crazy-ass buddy jumped onto my slack and it freaked me out so bad I let go of my goods and the wee went everywhere.

I have to go take a shower now.

Good night.
 
Originally posted by: edprush
I was peeing outside 5 minutes ago and I saw this grasshopper bouncing along the ground in front of me. I aimed for the little s.o.b. and he was getting mad because he couldn't escape my wiz.

Then out of nowhere his crazy-ass buddy jumped onto my slack and it freaked me out so bad I let go of my goods and the wee went everywhere.

I have to go take a shower now.

Good night.
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Well, it ISN'T Saturday night. Wait until tomorrow.
 
Originally posted by: edprush
I was peeing outside 5 minutes ago and I saw this grasshopper bouncing along the ground in front of me. I aimed for the little s.o.b. and he was getting mad because he couldn't escape my wiz.

Then out of nowhere his crazy-ass buddy jumped onto my slack and it freaked me out so bad I let go of my goods and the wee went everywhere.

I have to go take a shower now.

Good night.
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WTF

why are you sharing this with us?

😕
 
It could have been a horsefly too. They suck blood. One might have landed on you down there.
Then you could say you got your thing you-know-whated. (Sorry, I figure I shouldn't say it outright, so as to retain posting privleges here.)
 
Originally posted by: Kevin1211
wait... so you're soaking wet in urine.. and you decide to post on ATOT... :thumbsup:
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Yeah, why would you pee yourself, post about it on ATOT, and THEN take a shower?
 
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