I just took a telephone to the crotch at point blank range

[venk]

Thrown by a human as hard she could.

I'm a little right now

 

[wfbberzerker]

whyd she do that?

 

[Schadenfroh]

Had this happen before, except with a 3" thick textbook, not fun.

 

[Demo24]

a telephone

 

[venk]

it's one of those $10 el-cheapo wall hang phones you can get FAR at electronic stores. Obviously not bolted to a wall this time.

 

[ActuaryTm]

No voicemale?

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
whyd she do that?

Long Story.....

 

[Wag]

Record it and send it in to America's Funniest Home Videos.

 

[bootymac]

doink

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
whyd she do that?

Long Story.....

Tell us.

 

[venk]

I will when I regain feeling in my testicle

 

[Demo24]

amputate

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: DEMO24
amputate

:Q :thumbsdown:

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: DEMO24
amputate

set up a webcam for the surgery

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: DEMO24
amputate

:Q :thumbsdown:

Yep, is the guy that performed it on Skywalker66 still around?

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: DEMO24
amputate

:Q :thumbsdown:

Yep, is the guy that performed it on Skywalker66 still around?

I think he's in jail.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: venk
it's one of those $10 el-cheapo wall hang phones you can get FAR at electronic stores. Obviously not bolted to a wall this time.

Whew, you got lucky. Those cell phones can cause cancer.

 

[ssvegeta1010]

Originally posted by: venk
I will when I regain feeling in my testicle

Only one? :shocked:

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: ssvegeta1010

Originally posted by: venk
I will when I regain feeling in my testicle

Only one? :shocked:

now

 

[wfbberzerker]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: ssvegeta1010

Originally posted by: venk
I will when I regain feeling in my testicle

Only one? :shocked:

now

im sure you're fine now, now tell us what happened.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

you got telepwn3d

 

[amicold]

Deface her for this atrocious act by marking her with the fruits of the very thing she attacked........

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
No voicemale?

quoting for most clever post in this thread.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
you got telepwn3d

I couldn't help it - I laughed.

 

[cyberhap]

Hit her in the t!t with a DVD player. Oughta teach her.