I just took a load right in the eye

[rudeguy]

Was getting ready to go into work for a couple hours and was applying my one spritz of cologne. Well I wasn't paying attention and I missed my neck and managed to spray myself in the eye.

Today's lesson: be glad you aren't as stupid as me

 

[Pr0d1gy]

Does your boyfriend know about this?

 

[waggy]

Today's lesson: be glad you aren't as stupid as me

trust me..i thank the good lord daily for that! :thumbsup:


and figured you were used to taking a load in the eye...

 

[SpatiallyAware]

Come back to us after getting a squirt of brake fluid in the face.

 

[rudeguy]

Come back to us after getting a squirt of brake fluid in the face.

I would cry.

Seriously

 

[z1ggy]

Title is very misleading.

 

[preslove]

... be glad you aren't as stupid as me

This isn't the first time I've thought this.

 

[waggy]

Come back to us after getting a squirt of brake fluid in the face.

ouch. I bet that hurt.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Today's lesson: be glad you aren't as stupid as me

Few are.

 

[Pr0d1gy]

I'm taking bets on who will be the first to ask for pics in this thread. PM me.

 

[Texashiker]

cologne?

I thought people stopped using cologne back in the 70s.

 

[Pr0d1gy]

cologne?

I thought people stopped using cologne back in the 70s.

Not the Metrosexuals.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

cologne?

I thought people stopped using cologne back in the 70s.

So people decided to stop smelling good?

 

[Texashiker]

So people decided to stop smelling good?

Cologne does not smell good.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Cologne does not smell good.

So when I get a compliment from a girl that I smell good, they are lying?

 

[Texashiker]

So when I get a compliment from a girl that I smell good, they are lying?

She is probably recovering from an asthma attack and is delusional.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

She is probably recovering from an asthma attack and is delusional.

Weird, there must be a number of these cases in a single place.

 

[Texashiker]

Weird, there must be a number of these cases in a single place.

You walk around smelling like scented vodka, what do you expect?

 

[brainhulk]

 

[KevinCU]

So people decided to stop smelling good?

Most people do this thing called bathing.

 

[Texashiker]

Most people do this thing called bathing.

Yep, and wash your clothes from time to time.

 

[MrColin]

Wearing cologne to work? It's inconsiderate to people who are allergic. Also, a waste IMHO.

 

[MontyAC]

Only the French use cologne since they don't wash regularly nor change their clothes.

 

[SagaLore]

I just took a load right in the eye

Did your cat miss the wall?

 

[nageov3t]

reminds me of when I lost my virginity...