I just threw my socks to the toilet

[UncleWai]

I was carrying my socks to throw to the laundry bag and really needed to pee. So I rush into the bathroom, instead of throwing the socks to the laundry bag, I threw them into the toilet. Sh!t I don't know if I still keep them or not now.

 

[LordNoob]

Wash them again. I promise it will be ok.

 

[FoBoT]

wash them, no biggie

 

[IronWing]

There goes your chance at higher political office.


"Ain't he the guy that threw his socks in the toilet"?

 

[ForumMaster]

unless the toilet is dirty, just wash it. as hard as it is too belive, it's regular water. it won't melt your hand.

 

[chrisms]

Calm down. First, get yourself a surgical mask and goggles. You will need a sturdy pair of tongs. Go outside and make a fire, minimum 10 feet in diameter. It will need something that burns with high heat, so pick up some jet fuel. Don't add the fuel to the fire just yet, let it be a normal wood burning one. Now get some gloves and put on the surgical mask and goggles. Carefully grab the socks with the tongs, carry to fire, and throw in. Immediately after throwing in, add jet fuel. Throw the tongs in there too, they are a lost cause. Now there may have been some drippage when you carried the socks out to the fire. This is where the tricky party comes in. Make sure you've got fire insurance on your house (if you don't call and order some) before making a trail of jet fuel to go over ANY SPOT THAT YOU MAY HAVE DRIPPED THE TOILET WATER. Any area within 10 feet of the toilet water must be burned.

Got that far? Ok. Now lets burn the surgical mask, gloves, and goggles. Since you yourself came within 10 feet of the toilet water, you will need to coat yourself in jet fuel and jump into the fire. Whether you make it out or not depends on your toughness, but it must be done. Good luck my friend.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: chrisms
Calm down. First, get yourself a surgical mask and goggles. You will need a sturdy pair of tongs. Go outside and make a fire, minimum 10 feet in diameter. It will need something that burns with high heat, so pick up some jet fuel. Don't add the fuel to the fire just yet, let it be a normal wood burning one. Now get some gloves and put on the surgical mask and goggles. Carefully grab the socks with the tongs, carry to fire, and throw in. Immediately after throwing in, add jet fuel. Throw the tongs in there too, they are a lost cause. Now there may have been some drippage when you carried the socks out to the fire. This is where the tricky party comes in. Make sure you've got fire insurance on your house (if you don't call and order some) before making a trail of jet fuel to go over ANY SPOT THAT YOU MAY HAVE DRIPPED THE TOILET WATER. Any area within 10 feet of the toilet water must be burned.

Got that far? Ok. Now lets burn the surgical mask, gloves, and goggles. Since you yourself came within 10 feet of the toilet water, you will need to coat yourself in jet fuel and jump into the fire. Whether you make it out or not depends on your toughness, but it must be done. Good luck my friend.

You forgot to tell him to unbolt the toilet from the floor and throw it into the fire as well. You lose.

 

[chrisms]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: chrisms
Calm down. First, get yourself a surgical mask and goggles. You will need a sturdy pair of tongs. Go outside and make a fire, minimum 10 feet in diameter. It will need something that burns with high heat, so pick up some jet fuel. Don't add the fuel to the fire just yet, let it be a normal wood burning one. Now get some gloves and put on the surgical mask and goggles. Carefully grab the socks with the tongs, carry to fire, and throw in. Immediately after throwing in, add jet fuel. Throw the tongs in there too, they are a lost cause. Now there may have been some drippage when you carried the socks out to the fire. This is where the tricky party comes in. Make sure you've got fire insurance on your house (if you don't call and order some) before making a trail of jet fuel to go over ANY SPOT THAT YOU MAY HAVE DRIPPED THE TOILET WATER. Any area within 10 feet of the toilet water must be burned.

Got that far? Ok. Now lets burn the surgical mask, gloves, and goggles. Since you yourself came within 10 feet of the toilet water, you will need to coat yourself in jet fuel and jump into the fire. Whether you make it out or not depends on your toughness, but it must be done. Good luck my friend.

You forgot to tell him to unbolt the toilet from the floor and throw it into the fire as well. You lose.

I thought I solved the real problem on the last step. Oh well.

 

[bleeb]

just take out and wash

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: chrisms
Calm down. First, get yourself a surgical mask and goggles. You will need a sturdy pair of tongs. Go outside and make a fire, minimum 10 feet in diameter. It will need something that burns with high heat, so pick up some jet fuel. Don't add the fuel to the fire just yet, let it be a normal wood burning one. Now get some gloves and put on the surgical mask and goggles. Carefully grab the socks with the tongs, carry to fire, and throw in. Immediately after throwing in, add jet fuel. Throw the tongs in there too, they are a lost cause. Now there may have been some drippage when you carried the socks out to the fire. This is where the tricky party comes in. Make sure you've got fire insurance on your house (if you don't call and order some) before making a trail of jet fuel to go over ANY SPOT THAT YOU MAY HAVE DRIPPED THE TOILET WATER. Any area within 10 feet of the toilet water must be burned.

Got that far? Ok. Now lets burn the surgical mask, gloves, and goggles. Since you yourself came within 10 feet of the toilet water, you will need to coat yourself in jet fuel and jump into the fire. Whether you make it out or not depends on your toughness, but it must be done. Good luck my friend.

You forgot to tell him to unbolt the toilet from the floor and throw it into the fire as well. You lose.

He came so close yet still lost, poor guy

 

[dbk]

Are you one of those people that doesn't flush? If you're not, I don't see what the problem is...unless the toilet itself is dirty. Even so, just wash em.

 

[Gautama2]

According to the dude on Oprah, its safer to eat a carrot dropped in a toilet than to eat one dropped in the average sink.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: Gautama2
According to the dude on Oprah, its safer to eat a carrot dropped in a toilet than to eat one dropped in the average sink.

You go first.

 

[jadinolf]

I hope you didn't pee in the hamper.

 

[doze]

Originally posted by: jadinolf
I hope you didn't pee in the hamper.

 

[thehstrybean]

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
unless the toilet is dirty, just wash it. as hard as it is too belive, it's regular water. it won't melt your hand.

Shens

 

[j00fek]

Originally posted by: UncleWai
I was carrying my socks to throw to the laundry bag and really needed to pee. So I rush into the bathroom, instead of throwing the socks to the laundry bag, I threw them into the toilet. Sh!t I don't know if I still keep them or not now.

pwnt