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i just swallowed some toilet paper, is this safe??

brianmanahan

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i was blowing my nose with toilet paper and then i acidetnally inhaled a lot and WOOSH sucked in some toliet paper and down my throat! am i going to be ok or do i need to go to the ER? it was probably a half square of charmin, the kind with the lotion that smels nice.
 

Alone

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I used to crush up pain killers and wrap them in toilet paper, then swallow. I'm not saying it's safe, but I'm still here.
 

BoomerD

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Feb 26, 2006
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RUN, do not walk, to the ER as fast as you can!

Swallowing toilet paper can be fatal if not treated quickly.

Not only is the wood pulp dangerous to your health, when it finally passes through, it'll wipe your ass on the way out...and that just ain't right.
 

ahenkel

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Jan 11, 2009
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This is why the internet exists. So people can ask stupid questions with relative anonymity.
 

Perknose

Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord
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Look on the bright side, the next time you poop, the white square will be right there. :p
 

ISAslot

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Jan 22, 2001
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Hurry up and get your ass to North Korea so you can be safe from dangerous toilet paper
 

RichUK

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Feb 14, 2005
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It shouldn't be a problem if you drink some toilet water to wash it down.
 

destrekor

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Nov 18, 2005
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ftfy...sheesh, youse guys forget who the OP actually is?
A troll?

Nah, I didn't forget. Apparently many have forgotten how much troll this guy is... or apparently don't care to heed the advice regarding not feeding the trolls.

This troll is boring, so why are we encouraging this? At least trolls like TFP provided much hilarity.
 

IEC

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Jun 10, 2004
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Try swallowing some bleach to rinse it out and let us know how that works for you.
 

Leros

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Jul 11, 2004
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You should be fine. Toilet paper was designed to break up quickly in water. I'm sure your digestive system will have no problem.
 

Jeff7

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Jan 4, 2001
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The only thing that comes to mind is the use of bleach to make the paper white.
 

jupiter57

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Nov 18, 2001
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LOL!
this thread title reminded me of a guy I went to High School with.
Blatantly gay, he told people that he would masturbate onto a tissue, then eat the tissue!
Just one of the many things he seemed to want to tell everyone about his "adventures"!

OP, are you sure it was snot on that tissue?:biggrin:
 

Howard

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Oct 14, 1999
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LOL!
this thread title reminded me of a guy I went to High School with.
Blatantly gay, he told people that he would masturbate onto a tissue, then eat the tissue!
Just one of the many things he seemed to want to tell everyone about his "adventures"!

OP, are you sure it was snot on that tissue?:biggrin:
wtf
 

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