I just swalloed some bubblegum

[Toasthead]

yes...eventually you will

 

[monk3y]

It's over... You might as well start digging your grave now.

 

[pontifex]

ok, wtf is with the " i just ate XXX, am I going to die?" threads?

1) its fvcking annoying
2) if you're that stupid that you think eating normal food will kill you, then maybe you do deserve to die. it wouldn't be sold if it could kill you.

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: jacktackle
I just swallowed a lot of gum by accident. Now what?

Gum is fiber. Fiber passes immediately through your body. You should be able to see it late today or tomorrow in your stool.

All the gum swallowing crap is old wifes tales. It doesn't stay in your body. It doesn't cause blockages. It doesn't take 7 years to digest.

I've been swallowing chewing gum for my whole life without problems - and so have millions (billions?) of other people since gum is in many food products.

 

[fustercluck]

Originally posted by: pontifex
ok, wtf is with the " i just ate XXX, am I going to die?" threads?

1) its fvcking annoying
2) if you're that stupid that you think eating normal food will kill you, then maybe you do deserve to die. it wouldn't be sold if it could kill you.

Uh...these threads are common? I kinda doubt it. Don't be a cock, it's pretty obvious that i'm joking. If you're so annoyed by it, then i guess you get annoyed extremely easily

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: jacktackle

Originally posted by: pontifex
ok, wtf is with the " i just ate XXX, am I going to die?" threads?

1) its fvcking annoying
2) if you're that stupid that you think eating normal food will kill you, then maybe you do deserve to die. it wouldn't be sold if it could kill you.

Uh...these threads are common? I kinda doubt it. Don't be a cock, it's pretty obvious that i'm joking. If you're so annoyed by it, then i guess you get annoyed extremely easily

uh, yes they are common.
this is like the 3rd one i've seen in 24 hours
so basically you made this thread to increase your post count?

 

[Kyle]

Originally posted by: ntdz
Gum doesn't stay in your system 7 years, that's a fallacy...

I hope that no one actually believed that...