I just stopped a potential rapist.

[olds]

Saw some dude walking down the street and just to be sure, lopped off his cock. All you ladies can now feel safer.
You're welcome.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Rapist or not, taking a man's cock is poor sportsmanship.

 

[highland145]

Rapist or not, taking a man's cock is poor sportsmanship.

He left his balls.

 

[SMOGZINN]

I thought you made your wife change out of her miniskirt.

 

[highland145]

Desire but no equipment.

 

[Rumpltzer]

pics?

 

[surfsatwerk]

He left his balls.

If Olds was a chick then I would say, "Shit happens". But as a guy I think there is a certain understood unspoken rule about cutting off a man's johnson.

 

[American Gunner]

Thanks a lot jerk. I wasn't going to rape anyone. Where can I forward the medical bills to so you can pay for this?

 

[KeithTalent]

We all know Olds is just going to use that cock to rape someone else now. Well played old man.

KT

 

[Platypus]

you touched a cock that wasn't yours. gay.

 

[MetalMat]

 

[CrackRabbit]

That's OK, it was detachable.

 

[God Mode]

Maybe you should build an extension of your basement to house these rapists. Think of all the money you can make putting them to work building tiny trinkets.

 

[AreaCode707]

Drop the pretense, you did it because you WANTED to do it.

 

[MisterJackson]

It's okay, that was just my decoy cock. My real one stays strapped to my inner thigh just because of assholes like you interfering with my work.

 

[Perknose]

Saw some dude walking down the street and just to be sure, lopped off his cock. All you ladies can now feel safer.
You're welcome.

Most people get their antique doorknobs at an auction or a flea market, but I guess the basement has unique decorating needs.

 

[dud]

Amazing ...

 

[pelov]

Did you know it was a dude beforehand? I have a feeling you may have been the one plotting to do some raping, then stumbled on a trannie and took home a surprise-cock.

 

[Krazy4Real]

Doesn't surprise me that OP would do this.

 

[Perknose]

Saw some dude walking down the street and just to be sure, lopped off his cock. All you ladies can now feel safer.
You're welcome.

You BASTARD! You violated that man's 2nd appendage rights!

I suppose you want some sort of sexual assault weapon ban.

Well, the wankers of AT are here to say you can have their cocks when you pry them from their warm, sticky hands! :twisted:

 

[Pardus]

 

[olds]

You BASTARD! You violated that man's 2nd appendage rights!

I suppose you want some sort of sexual assault weapon ban.

Well, the wankers of AT are here to say you can have their cocks when you pry them from their warm, sticky hands! :twisted:

Such a cunning linguist!

 

[Newbian]

I take it your basement is full?

 

[olds]

I take it your basement is full?

Cocks stack like cord wood.

 

[IronWing]

Cocks stack like cord wood.

Wow, that was really quite good.