I just said the most stupid thing to a young female coworker

krunchykrome

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Dec 28, 2003
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She didnt bring a lunch and she didnt want to go out for lunch either. I happen to have brought two sandwiches for myself, a PB&J sandwich and a roast beef sandwich. Im eating the PB&J sandwich when I say here take this roast beef sandwich. She said "no, im not taking your sandwich from you."


I replied with "Trust me, I've got alot more beef than this." What I meant was that I have a lb of this roast beef at home in the fridge.



*sigh*
 

Reckoner

Lifer
Jun 11, 2004
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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
She didnt bring a lunch and she didnt want to go out for lunch either. I happen to have brought two sandwiches for myself, a PB&J sandwich and a roast beef sandwich. Im eating the PB&J sandwich when I say here take this roast beef sandwich. She said "no, im not taking your sandwich from you."


I replied with "Trust me, I've got alot more beef than this." What I meant was that I have a lb of this roast beef at home in the fridge.



*sigh*


Yep.... You're Fired.
 

pontifex

Lifer
Dec 5, 2000
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hehe, thats good.

what did she say or do after you said that?
was she cute at least?
 

yowolabi

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Jun 29, 2001
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Originally posted by: thehstrybean
LoL...I love that...

EDIT: What was her reaction?

And what did you do? Did you turn red and start stuttering about what you really meant and turn it even more awkward?

Your only hope is to call HR on her immediately, so when she calls it looks like retaliation.
 

moshquerade

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Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
She didnt bring a lunch and she didnt want to go out for lunch either. I happen to have brought two sandwiches for myself, a PB&J sandwich and a roast beef sandwich. Im eating the PB&J sandwich when I say here take this roast beef sandwich. She said "no, im not taking your sandwich from you."


I replied with "Trust me, I've got alot more beef than this." What I meant was that I have a lb of this roast beef at home in the fridge.



*sigh*
you want her to puff on your hookah :Q