I just received a spam from (wait for it)..."Fvcker G. Briefcase"

[lizardboy]

Fvcker G. Briefcase - who comes up with these names?

----- Original Message -----
From: "Fucker G. Briefcase" <homograph@induscorpindia.com>
To: lizardboy@something.com
Sent: Tuesday, May 17, 2005 6:32:06 AM
Subject: Bueons dias!


> Hello!

(snip)

 

[imported_Pablo]

lol!

 

[lizardboy]

I saw the name in the split second between when the message arrived and Thunderbird sent it to the Junk folder. The name was so bad I had to go take a look...they're trying to sell " SECRETS TO FIXING ANY DOG PROBLEM." All caps = quality.

 

[lizardboy]

I wonder what the "G" stands for?

 

[PingSpike]

Thats awesome.

 

I've gotten some from:

"Libby B. Biceps"
"Portland S. Jelly"
"Destitute H. Kamikaze"
"Exonerating H. Anklet"

 

[mzkhadir]

I think its too early in the morning, I don't know what the G stands for

 

[lizardboy]

bumping this back up for the afternoon crew

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: lizardboy
I wonder what the "G" stands for?

:laugh:

 

[PingSpike]

I already posted, but I actually laughed at this again when I saw it. I dunno why its funny.

 

[Gibsons]

Originally posted by: lizardboy
I saw the name in the split second between when the message arrived and Thunderbird sent it to the Junk folder. The name was so bad I had to go take a look...they're trying to sell " SECRETS TO FIXING ANY DOG PROBLEM." All caps = quality.

I get that spam too. Last one was from Husking I. Rocco <impression@isoft.it>

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
I already posted, but I actually laughed at this again when I saw it. I dunno why its funny.

I keep laughing everytime I see it. :laugh:

 

[lizardboy]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
I already posted, but I actually laughed at this again when I saw it. I dunno why its funny.

At this point everything is funny to me, I've been up for ~35 hours finishing my seminar paper.

EDIT - just checked Yahoo's People Search, they have zero people in the USA with the last name Briefcase. Fvcker must be living off the grid.

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: lizardboy
I saw the name in the split second between when the message arrived and Thunderbird sent it to the Junk folder. The name was so bad I had to go take a look...they're trying to sell " SECRETS TO FIXING ANY DOG PROBLEM." All caps = quality.

Holy crap I just got that too..

 

[User1001]

Just got these:
Ramses A. Steppes
Listless K. Rapists

both are about dog training. WTF

 

[lizardboy]

Originally posted by: User1001
Just got these:
Ramses A. Steppes
Listless K. Rapists

both are about dog training. WTF

Your dog wants steak?

 

[Kev]

I got a few:

Lelia R. Suppleness
Conundrums O. Filtera
Hobo R. Reporter
Donkeys L. Motherland

 

[lizardboy]

Originally posted by: Kev
I got a few:

Lelia R. Suppleness
Conundrums O. Filtera
Hobo R. Reporter
Donkeys L. Motherland

Someone needs to whip up a Spam-Name Generator.

 

[AMDZen]

They couldn't even spell buenos dias right in the subject line

 

[duckdown]

LOL @ HOBO R. REPORTER

 

[lizardboy]

i just finished my last paper of the semester briefcase bump