I just realized while watching House...

DeadByDawn

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We had a really short dude in my Army unit with the last name of Midgette. Everybody called each other by their last names.
 

LuckyTaxi

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i remember a classmate from grade school, his last name was "Dickles." No lie, i felt bad for the kid. He was picked on, but he was quite popular.
 

Queasy

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I should have opened a BBQ or Burger joint based on my last name.

Or tried to get an endorsement from George Foreman.
 

gorcorps

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I could be a lumberjack... or name my kids 'choppin' and 'burnin'

last name: DeForest
 

gamepad

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Originally posted by: Steve
You could become a Major, in the Army.

Instead, I joined the enlisted Air Force. Needless to say, I was called Major Payne in basic training.

Edit: On second thought, Anesthesiology would be hilarious with my name. Hmmm...
 

thepd7

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Originally posted by: gorcorps
I could be a lumberjack... or name my kids 'choppin' and 'burnin'

last name: DeForest

I would pay you $100 to name a kid Choppin.