i just realized that men aren't necessary anymore

[jhu]

given our technology, an all female society is quite feasible. all the women would have to do is put half of one woman's egg dna in another woman's egg and just let that egg develop. no need for males to keep genetic diversity going.

we males must do our best to keep this from happening lest we become extinct!

 

[Killbat]

We could survive without fire as well, but we still use it.

 

[Chooie]

It takes a male to let the cat out of the bag. Dammitall jhu, if the masculine half of society takes a sudden fall, I'm blaming it on you.

 

[claiomh]

then what would happen on THAT time of the month???


the 12th Crusade you say?

a few Jihads?

over a hairbrush...


see, women spend too much time attacking, poking fun at, complaining, and insulting men.

where would all the potential energy go?

it is conserved after all, i think.

 

[AMDJunkie]

Vibrators can't be that good to them, can they?

 

[RSI]

<warcraft II grunt voice> huh? </warcraft II grunt voice>

 

[Killbat]

You all suck. You sound WORRIED! LMAO

 

[dennilfloss]

&quot;then what would happen on THAT time of the month???&quot;

claiomh,

I.m afraid that without males around to disperse pheromones, all the females of the world would synchronize!!! :Q

We're talking end-of-time, Armageddon here!

Oh! My poor Krell...

Second Solution (The Living End)

 

[Crysla]

<< Vibrators can't be that good to them, can they? >>

Yes...and no.

Princess

 

[Moonbeam]

If I were advising women, I'd tell them to keep up the research until those combined eggs could be implanted in and brought to term by men. That would make us useful again, and allow the conservatives among us to volunteer for the job when women seek an abortion.

 

[claiomh]

but according to all the other &quot;high and mighty&quot; fems that share such opinions, would a male find a way to screw it up and raise the infant mortality rate?

look either one cannot exist without the other...


i mean they do not make enough ROMANCE novels by women and for women.


you'd die of psychosis.

or mean lesbos one.

 

[DarK SagE]

Mlah, who needs us when they have :::tension building music:::: VIBRATORS.

 

[Moonbeam]

Dang, jhu, I forgot to say hi. I've missed you and wondered where you been. Don't let that cause you to get any other strange reproductive ideas. I just like your squinty eyes and great big yellow teeth. I saw a dell 90MHz machine for sale today, complete system for $269, and thought of you. If I remember your specs, it would be a nice upgrade.

 

[Daedalus]

Surely Zardoz would come and save us from this.

 

[jhu]

hey moonbeam. thank you for noticing my pecs. i have been developing them for about a year. they pulsate too.

 

[yata]

Isn't the sexes already pretty separate already? The sperm bank is all the woman needs. Men are still needed, kind of, but just making trips to the depository.

Say, only a couple men is needed then, with a couple billion of their stuff for all the women in the world. So apply now!

 

[Yeeny]

If we did not have men, who would, um, well nevermind.

 

[dennilfloss]

&quot;Say, only a couple men is needed then&quot;

They tried that in upstate New York. Makes great banjo players.

Stuck With Me (Green Day)

 

[yata]

If we did not have men, who would fill the bars? We don't want them to go out of business, would we?

Men without women is like what happens in prison. Putt from the rough. Oh no, obscene language in the forum.

Cult in NY?

 

[WombatWoman]

we males must do our best to keep this from happening lest we become extinct!

Those who wish to accept this challenge may line up on my doorstep with their qualifications in hand. I shall conduct a short-arms inspection and begin the non-extinction program immediately.

You first, jhu. Turn your head and cough.

 

[element]

[confused look] You wanna check if he has a hernia? [/confused look]

 

[WombatWoman]

element®:
Sure, that excuse is as good as any.

 

[dennilfloss]

She's just looking for a few good men, a handful actually.

With some of us, she would need both hands.

These Apples (Barenaked Ladies)

 

[Yeeny]

That would be one hand for the check-up, and the other to cover her mouth so she does not embarrass the poor boys by laughing in their faces. :Q

 

[WombatWoman]

I gotta hand it to you guys... er, no, you guys gotta hand it to me.
Well, since I am only a bit over 5'2&quot; tall, someone will have to put me up to it.