I just realized I'm listening to the Top Gun soundtrack.

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: Amused
*Most unintentionally gay movie ever made.

I ain't seen the movie in YEARS. Iron Eagle rocks it, though.

Ohmygod, I have the Iron Eagle soundtrack too. Hahahaha.
 

Amused

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Quentin Tarantino:

You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fscking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.

Top Gun is fscking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots. It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man.

You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fscking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.

Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie...

He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fsck, what the fsck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'm do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it.

Okay, now let me just ask you--I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right?...

All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fscking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fscking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fscking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fsckin' A, man!

 

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I have listened to that sound track since the movie came out

its great to blast in a convertible and then drives fast through narrow crowded streets so everyone can hear "danger zone" and point and say "wow that man has a huge penis"!
 

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Originally posted by: Amused
You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fscking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.

Top Gun is fscking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots. It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man.

You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fscking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.

Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie...

He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fsck, what the fsck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'm do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it.

Okay, now let me just ask you--I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right?...

All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fscking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fscking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fscking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fsckin' A, man!

Where'd you steal that from?
 

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: EyeMWing


Where'd you steal that from?

Quentin Tarantino's cameo monologue in Sleep With Me.

I thought it read like Tarantino.

Yeah. Sorry, I meant to tag it with his name and forgot after editing all the "fscks."
 

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Originally posted by: Amused
Quentin Tarantino:

You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fscking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.

Top Gun is fscking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots. It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man.

You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fscking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.

Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie...

He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fsck, what the fsck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'm do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it.

Okay, now let me just ask you--I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right?...

All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fscking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fscking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fscking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fsckin' A, man!



the thing that always bugged me about this monologue is that the line at the end is "You can be my wingman any time" --not "ride my tail".


 

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Originally posted by: tangent1138
Originally posted by: Amused
Quentin Tarantino:

You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fscking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.

Top Gun is fscking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots. It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man.

You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fscking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.

Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie...

He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fsck, what the fsck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'm do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it.

Okay, now let me just ask you--I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right?...

All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fscking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fscking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fscking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fsckin' A, man!



the thing that always bugged me about this monologue is that the line at the end is "You can be my wingman any time" --not "ride my tail".



Soundtrack during very homoerotic beach volleyball scene, "Playing with the boys"

NUFF SAID...
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: gabemcg
Originally posted by: tangent1138
Originally posted by: Amused
Quentin Tarantino:

You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fscking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.

Top Gun is fscking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots. It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man.

You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fscking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.

Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie...

He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fsck, what the fsck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'm do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it.

Okay, now let me just ask you--I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right?...

All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fscking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fscking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fscking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fsckin' A, man!



the thing that always bugged me about this monologue is that the line at the end is "You can be my wingman any time" --not "ride my tail".



Soundtrack during very homoerotic beach volleyball scene, "Playing with the boys"

NUFF SAID...

Which on it's own is something you'd expect to hear in a gay bar.
 

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You've lost that lovin feelin wasn't on the soundtrack...kinda dissapointing

The rest of the songs are pretty alright though