i was sitting on my computer listening to some music, and out of the corner of my eye i saw an ant. he was quite big, a real fighter. anyway i knew he had to go down, less he colonize in my house. i didn't want to touch him, and he looked fiesty. the closest thing was a pen, so i thrust my weapon down on him. it struck and crushed his backside.
the ant was a fighter, though. he started running around rampant. he was going too fast for me to successfully connect with a second shot. he made a turn and charged strait for me, going under my computer. before i could react, he jumped right off the desk on to my lap.
at this point i flipped out and jumped out of my seat. i brushed him off of my pants and he landed on the ground. at this point he stopped running wildly and begin wandering away.
it was clear to me that i could not let this go, and keep my pride. it would either be him or me, in a fight to the death. so, pen in hand, i thrust a mighty blow down upon him. the fat end of the pen crushed his exoskeleton, and the day was won.
after brushing the ant's corpse under my desk, i just felt so relieved i thought i'd tell you all of my adventurous endeavor. another battle fought, and another victory won.
the ant was a fighter, though. he started running around rampant. he was going too fast for me to successfully connect with a second shot. he made a turn and charged strait for me, going under my computer. before i could react, he jumped right off the desk on to my lap.
at this point i flipped out and jumped out of my seat. i brushed him off of my pants and he landed on the ground. at this point he stopped running wildly and begin wandering away.
it was clear to me that i could not let this go, and keep my pride. it would either be him or me, in a fight to the death. so, pen in hand, i thrust a mighty blow down upon him. the fat end of the pen crushed his exoskeleton, and the day was won.
after brushing the ant's corpse under my desk, i just felt so relieved i thought i'd tell you all of my adventurous endeavor. another battle fought, and another victory won.
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