I just noticed the Dodge Viper looks like a shoe

Triumph

Lifer
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really, look at it. it looks like a steel toed boot, or something. reminds me of a book i had as a kid, and the picture of that one lady who lived in a shoe, whatever her name was. am i wrong about this?
 

Viper GTS

Lifer
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it looks like a steel toed boot, or something

Are you on crack?

Viper GTS

PS - If you are, will you send me some?
 

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Lifer
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no, it does. look at it. the cab is so far back, it's perfectly in line with the ankle. and the wide tire wells in the front are a perfect fit for someone's arches. (is that what they are? the ends of your toe-knuckles. i dunno)
 

Russ

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Triumph,

You must have brass balls to post this around here.

You're right, though, it does look like a shoe. One with a broken arch. Bwuahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Russ, NCNE
 

Josh

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I just noticed...you have no life :). Hehehe, just kidding around.

[edit] Wait a minute...either do i...d'oh. :(
 

Soybomb

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And what a fine looking shoe it is.....I'd wear or buy that shoe anyday =)
 

Triumph

Lifer
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i never said i didn't like the car, (looks or performance). i'm just pointing out that it looks like a freakin' shoe!

i'll still take one, though.
 

NFS4

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You guys are on crack!!! The Viper is rugedly handsome automobile.
 

Mday

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the car does not look like a shoe..

and if it does, it's one of those old nurses wear... you know, that black thing, with the flat toes, and stuff... but in some glossy material... i forget the name, like something leather or something...

at least the car does not look like a clog
 

Viperoni

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My stuff isn't working as good anymore.
Triumph's stuff, well, it's stronger than a bottle of Buckley's on a sore throat!