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I just made a complete retard out of myself...

aphex

aphex

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I went into the post office and asked how much it would be for a $.37 stamp. Im not even joking, thats the sad part....

Anyone else asked anything this stupid before?
 
A long time ago, I was shopping with some friends for some bungee cord in a K-mart and after not finding it for a while I said, "Hey we should go to a K-mart." 😱

Ok it wasn't a question, but it's the same idea.😛
 
Originally posted by: aphexII
I went into the post office and asked how much it would be for a $.37 stamp. Im not even joking, thats the sad part....

Anyone else asked anything this stupid before?
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LOL,I'm biting my lip soo hard to keep from lol here at the library 😀

I do that kind of thing sometimes myself,just smile sweetly whenever your neurons misfire like that,people will think you funny and charming 🙂
 
Yeh, well on Friday I ran over my own foot with a golf cart...completely sober.

It doesn't feel too swell right now 😱
 
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Now I feel like a retard 🙂
 
Originally posted by: vi_edit
Yeh, well on Friday I ran over my own foot with a golf cart...completely sober.

It doesn't feel too swell right now 😱
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Do you win twister competitions? How the heck do you run over your own foot with a golf a cart I assume you were driving??? I'm not sure I could do it intentionally.
 
I have tons of communication problems. First, I know that I should keep some stuff to myself, not say a word, not a single hint, I must be cold, I must be cold -- I keep on muttering. But when I meet the person I say, being sober, of course, as always, not only what I was planning to keep to myself but also a bunch of other things. After that I feel so stupid I just want to kick myself very painfully.
 
Do you win twister competitions? How the heck do you run over your own foot with a golf a cart I assume you were driving??? I'm not sure I could do it intentionally.
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Hehe. I was hauling two big ass coolers full of 20 oz. bottles of pop and water. One of the coolers was on the bench with me, the other was on the floor of the cart. I had to park the cart on a bit of a slope(across a hill, not up or down it), and as I was getting out, the cooler that was on floor of the cart slid and pinned down the gas pedal. My foot was in front of the cart, it took off, running over my foot and started on the down the green. I had to run and jump in it and shove the cooler off of the gas pedal.

It was amusing for the bystanders.
 
Originally posted by: aphexII
I went into the post office and asked how much it would be for a $.37 stamp. Im not even joking, thats the sad part....

Anyone else asked anything this stupid before?
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Did you get the answer you were looking for?
 
My life is filled with those, I just don't care. People just assume I am ine of those absent minded guys who has no time for thinking of the trivial. I like that, sometimes, other times they just think I am a moron (they got it right).
 
aphex; if you started a thread everytime you made a complete retard out of yourself, this forum would be full of 1000's of threads in a week.
 
I never go to the post office to mail things anymore. There's this place called Post & Package a few blocks from my house that I use. They charge a small premium on shipping, but it's worth it to me because the nearest post office is a 15 minute drive each way.

I asked how much a stamp was last time I was there and they said 45 cents. So it's a valid question in some contexts. 🙂
 
Heck, I've got a library!

One time I actually slipped on a banana peel (no kidding! In a McDonalds parking lot yet!)

I asked for a price check in a dollar store once too 🙂
 
When I was a little kid, I once asked why plants don't grow underground... of course, when I got to looking it up, I found out that some do.
 
Originally posted by: aphexII
I went into the post office and asked how much it would be for a $.37 stamp. Im not even joking, thats the sad part....

Anyone else asked anything this stupid before?
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quick....what's the number for 911
 
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