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I just lost my nads!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HappyPuppy

Lifer
I was out walking around the neighborhood enjoying the gunfire and explosions when this huge crocodile popped its head out of a mud puddle and grabbed my crotch. I fought with all my strength, beating it on the head, trying to st@b it with my car keys and even tried to bite its nose, but I couldn't bend over that far. It did a double flip, ripped my nads off and retreated into its mud puddle.

I dove, in determined to get my manhood back. It was dark, because it was mud and I couldn't see, and I was feeling around for that rat b@stard! I felt its gnarly flesh and pulled myself towards it. I finall found its mouth and stuck my arm in trying to retrieve my gonads when, suddenly, the mutherfvcker bit off my arm!:Q

Now I'm sitting here with no nads and no arm and wondering what to do. The whole fvcking house is covered with blood and I'm getting faint.

What should I do?
 
Originally posted by: ohtwell
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
is it me, or happy puppy slowly morphing into red dawn?
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Them's fighting words.:|
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Whose going to be scared of a nadless, one armed man! 😉😛


: ) Amanda
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Someone that has a phobia of men that have lost an arm and their gonads, duh.

edit: 😀
 
So you found gator on your computer, you went to install unix but you realized they want an arm and a leg for it?
 
Originally posted by: Freejack2
So you found gator on your computer, you went to install unix but you realized they want an arm and a leg for it?
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thanks for the translation

i was having trouble figuring it all out
 
That's just stupid. I didn't read what you wrote but I guess I won't have to. 🙂 By the way you should be dead now.
 
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