I was out walking around the neighborhood enjoying the gunfire and explosions when this huge crocodile popped its head out of a mud puddle and grabbed my crotch. I fought with all my strength, beating it on the head, trying to st@b it with my car keys and even tried to bite its nose, but I couldn't bend over that far. It did a double flip, ripped my nads off and retreated into its mud puddle.
I dove, in determined to get my manhood back. It was dark, because it was mud and I couldn't see, and I was feeling around for that rat b@stard! I felt its gnarly flesh and pulled myself towards it. I finall found its mouth and stuck my arm in trying to retrieve my gonads when, suddenly, the mutherfvcker bit off my arm!:Q
Now I'm sitting here with no nads and no arm and wondering what to do. The whole fvcking house is covered with blood and I'm getting faint.
What should I do?
I dove, in determined to get my manhood back. It was dark, because it was mud and I couldn't see, and I was feeling around for that rat b@stard! I felt its gnarly flesh and pulled myself towards it. I finall found its mouth and stuck my arm in trying to retrieve my gonads when, suddenly, the mutherfvcker bit off my arm!:Q
Now I'm sitting here with no nads and no arm and wondering what to do. The whole fvcking house is covered with blood and I'm getting faint.
What should I do?
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