I just lost all respect for Maxim

[jdoggg12]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/15/people.maximhot100.ap/index.html

Lohan?! Ashley Olsen?!! :barf Maxim just lost all their credibility.


Lindsay Lohan tops Maxim's 'Hot 100'

NEW YORK (AP) -- Lindsay Lohan rules.

According to Maxim magazine, at least this month, she's the hottest woman in the world.

The "Georgia Rule" actress-troublemaker tops the magazine's eighth annual "Hot 100" list, a ranking by editors weighing buzz and beauty for women in film, TV, music, sports and fashion. (Watch how Lohan's "troublemaking" may be hurting her career )

"There is no other star in the world (who) causes more of a stir in the public eye than Lindsay," said Maxim Editor in Chief Jimmy Jellinek in a statement. "Her every move is watched and reported on."

Not surprisingly, Jellinek described his young, male readership as being "obsessed" with the 20-year-old Lohan, a ubiquitous party girl who spent the weekend soaking up the sun (with a new boyfriend) in the Bahamas.

Jessica Alba had to settle with the No. 2 on the list, which is in the magazine hitting stands Saturday. She's followed, in order, by Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Biel, Ali Larter, Eva Mendes, Rihanna, Eva Longoria, Fergie, Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles and Katherine Heigl.

Celebrity sisters Ashlee and Jessica Simpson are on the list at No. 16 and No. 41, respectively. Ashley Olsen, half of the mogul acting twins, placed 37th, while sister Mary-Kate didn't make the cut.

:disgust:

What a waste of a spot on the list

 

[pyonir]

You had respect for Maxim? LMAO...

 

[Sinsear]

Originally posted by: jdoggg12
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/15/people.maximhot100.ap/index.html

Lohan?! Ashley Olsen?!! :barf Maxim just lost all their credibility.


Lindsay Lohan tops Maxim's 'Hot 100'

NEW YORK (AP) -- Lindsay Lohan rules.

According to Maxim magazine, at least this month, she's the hottest woman in the world.

The "Georgia Rule" actress-troublemaker tops the magazine's eighth annual "Hot 100" list, a ranking by editors weighing buzz and beauty for women in film, TV, music, sports and fashion. (Watch how Lohan's "troublemaking" may be hurting her career )

"There is no other star in the world (who) causes more of a stir in the public eye than Lindsay," said Maxim Editor in Chief Jimmy Jellinek in a statement. "Her every move is watched and reported on."

Not surprisingly, Jellinek described his young, male readership as being "obsessed" with the 20-year-old Lohan, a ubiquitous party girl who spent the weekend soaking up the sun (with a new boyfriend) in the Bahamas.

Jessica Alba had to settle with the No. 2 on the list, which is in the magazine hitting stands Saturday. She's followed, in order, by Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Biel, Ali Larter, Eva Mendes, Rihanna, Eva Longoria, Fergie, Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles and Katherine Heigl.

Celebrity sisters Ashlee and Jessica Simpson are on the list at No. 16 and No. 41, respectively. Ashley Olsen, half of the mogul acting twins, placed 37th, while sister Mary-Kate didn't make the cut.

:disgust:

What a waste of a spot on the list

Seriously; makes we want to vomit. There is nothing hot about her.

 

[zephyrprime]

You had respect to begin with?

This is kinda like how People magazine's hottest list is totally nonsensical as well. They just pick popular people or something.

 

[miniMUNCH]

Originally posted by: pyonir
You had respect for Maxim? LMAO...

 

[BigJ]

Gives me something to read on the crapper and I've got a free subscription till 2013. Fine with me.

 

[intogamer]

So yoo says that yous respects a magazine? :Q

 

[jdoggg12]

lol... i meant in terms of it being a good magazine to kill time at the store to look at hot chicks. But if they consider her hot.... bleh!!

 

[SZLiao214]

She was pretty hot before but now?!?! Who chooses this crap?

 

[yhelothar]

ololololll!!! she's ugli!1 i wuldnt touch her wif a 10 foot poal!!

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Originally posted by: astroidea
ololololll!!! she's ugli!1 i wuldnt touch her wif a 10 foot poal!!

x a million

 

[andylawcc]

come on now, 75% of ATOTer who do her without a nanosecond of hesitation.

 

[jamesbond007]

Originally posted by: andylawcc
come on now, 75% of ATOTer who do her without a nanosecond of hesitation.

But because we don't have the chance to bang her, we have decided to bitch and moan about it here instead.

C'mon, though! Kim Smith, Adriana Lima, Kelly Carlson, just to name a few of my favorites who would wipe the floor with Lohan.

 

[jdoggg12]

Originally posted by: andylawcc
come on now, 75% of ATOTer who do her without a nanosecond of hesitation.

I wouldnt, my ex and current gf are both hotter than that freckled freak. Besides, shes most likely diseased

 

[RallyMaster]

Originally posted by: pyonir
You had respect for Maxim? LMAO...

That is the correct answer.

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: jdoggg12

Originally posted by: andylawcc
come on now, 75% of ATOTer who do her without a nanosecond of hesitation.

I wouldnt, my ex and current gf are both hotter than that freckled freak. Besides, shes most likely diseased

But 74% of ATOTers would tap anything with a pulse...

 

[b0mbrman]

Fun that they picked that picture of her

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: mooglemania85

Originally posted by: jdoggg12

Originally posted by: andylawcc
come on now, 75% of ATOTer who do her without a nanosecond of hesitation.

I wouldnt, my ex and current gf are both hotter than that freckled freak. Besides, shes most likely diseased

But 74% of ATOTers would tap anything with a pulse...

And that other 26% don't even require that pulse...

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: jdoggg12

Originally posted by: andylawcc
come on now, 75% of ATOTer who do her without a nanosecond of hesitation.

I wouldnt, my ex and current gf are both hotter than that freckled freak. Besides, shes most likely diseased

now you are just being JLGatsby.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Originally posted by: mooglemania85

Originally posted by: jdoggg12

Originally posted by: andylawcc
come on now, 75% of ATOTer who do her without a nanosecond of hesitation.

I wouldnt, my ex and current gf are both hotter than that freckled freak. Besides, shes most likely diseased

But 74% of ATOTers would tap anything with a pulse...

I didnt say i wouldnt hit it, but i did say she is fugly compared to all of the other women on there.

 

[jdoggg12]

A who what?

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: mooglemania85

Originally posted by: jdoggg12

Originally posted by: andylawcc
come on now, 75% of ATOTer who do her without a nanosecond of hesitation.

I wouldnt, my ex and current gf are both hotter than that freckled freak. Besides, shes most likely diseased

But 74% of ATOTers would tap anything with a pulse...

And that other 26% don't even require that pulse...

what about a lindsey lohan blow-up doll? I think the percentages would get out of whack.

 

[hellokeith]

Because Lindsay is so terribly ugly ???

 

[jdoggg12]

Originally posted by: hellokeith
Because Lindsay is so terribly ugly ???

http://www.break.com/index/the-power-of-photoshop.html

nuff said

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[Miramonti]

Tramps and skanks for 100, Alex.