I just learned how to make the best tasting spunk in the world

[Farang]

Sprinkle some salt on it, to make it extra extra salty, then put it in a container and microwave for a few seconds to make it slightly warm and gooey.

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[hclarkjr]

 

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[darkxshade]

So do you spread it or smear it on toast?

 

[drebo]

If you drink nothing but pineapple juice and eat absolutely no red meat for a month, it'll come out tasting like honey roasted peanuts.