I come beboping into my home office and see something laying on my desk next to my drink.
Me: Damn, that looks like a snake. There's no way that can be a snake/.Hey wifey of mine, is that what I think it is?
Her: (Blood curling screech)
Me: Yeah, I thought so.
I told her to watch it as I ran out to try and find something to get him with. I couldn't find anything, as we just moved, so I finally found a bin 12 inch pair of chanel lock pliers. and a 5 gallon bucket. My plan was to pinch him and toss him over in the bucket to take outside.
While I was gone the snake crawled to the back of the desk into the little cord channel. My father in law was coming over for dinner, so when he got here we managed to pull him out, but he fell on the floor and scooted under my tower. I pulled the tower out and he was balled up under it. We grabbed him and tossed him into a bucket and took him outside. I have heard gas will kill them, so I tossed about 4 inches of gas into the bucket and he died within a few seconds.
No I have a MAFOR freaking case of the heebie feebies. I'm freaked out even oming in this room. He was abou 12-14 inches long, so I guess that means he was a baby. I hope there are no more incidents like this.
I'm going to go clean the poop out of my underwear now.
Me: Damn, that looks like a snake. There's no way that can be a snake/.Hey wifey of mine, is that what I think it is?
Her: (Blood curling screech)
Me: Yeah, I thought so.
I told her to watch it as I ran out to try and find something to get him with. I couldn't find anything, as we just moved, so I finally found a bin 12 inch pair of chanel lock pliers. and a 5 gallon bucket. My plan was to pinch him and toss him over in the bucket to take outside.
While I was gone the snake crawled to the back of the desk into the little cord channel. My father in law was coming over for dinner, so when he got here we managed to pull him out, but he fell on the floor and scooted under my tower. I pulled the tower out and he was balled up under it. We grabbed him and tossed him into a bucket and took him outside. I have heard gas will kill them, so I tossed about 4 inches of gas into the bucket and he died within a few seconds.
No I have a MAFOR freaking case of the heebie feebies. I'm freaked out even oming in this room. He was abou 12-14 inches long, so I guess that means he was a baby. I hope there are no more incidents like this.
I'm going to go clean the poop out of my underwear now.
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