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So I've got a car up for sale on CL, and as always I get a few stupid scam emails. I usually write out a quick response, then copy-paste it for the rest, just for kicks. Most of the time I never get a response, and thanks to email aliases I never worry about spam back. This time I got a response though, which obviously was an act of extreme stupidity on the scammers part, because from my email back to them it was obvious I was screwing around.
Original Scam Email:
My response:
The guy/girl actually emailed back (the email address/name is a woman's, yet his name is Mr. Michael?), here's their response:
Not too quick, this one. I figured what the hell, I don't want this idiot running around scamming Americans out of hard earned bucks, and possibly cheap 1991 Toyota Camrys, so I decided to try and trick him into giving himself into the authorities with my latest reply:
With any luck, Dubya will personally fly over to Nigeria, and place an awful beatdown on this guy for me.
UPDATE:
Apparantly he's smarter than I thought, he won't mail anything to the Whitehouse
I'm kind of disappointed, although the email had nothing attatched to it and my virus scanner didn't see anything, so I'm wondering where my special online check is to print out and cash.
UPDATE 4/23:
I got an email that my spam blocker caught, so I didn't see it for a few hours, but it appears to be an e-check from a company called qchex.com?
Screenshot of my "e-check"
Now, it had that link in it to click, which brought up their site with an "Invalid Code" message. I went to login, punched in my email (it's an alias, not a real one), with the code that I copied from the email, and it allowed me to login to their system.
Screenshot of QChex.com
It seems that Qchex.com is a legit site, as legit as it can be considering it only requires an email address to register, and then lets people put their checking account info (or someone else's) into the site and write checks from it. In theory you could put someone else's checking info in, and it would draw funds right from their account without a problem. Once the checks are cashed and money is in hand, the person with the originating account is screwed I suppose.
The question here is if I've "received" an emailed check through a legit site, but from an obvious scammer, where is the money coming from? I'm assuming that it's from some random person's account that this scammer got the info to, but what point would there be in spending this money? I'm not going to put my real bank info into this site, but I'm tempted to open a new checking account with like $5 in it to see what happens. Not tempted enough to actually do it, but I am pretty curious.
Well, no profit for me, the guy actually made the "check" out to Jesus H. Christ. So I figure I'm makin' money for the Lord now, I might just get into Heaven yet. The thing that gets me is that there's like 5 different names used so far, but on the check is the same name that's in the QChex.com system, and it has an address associated with it, plus you'll notice the Bank of America name (and address I blurred out) underneath it. Think this could be a real person/address, perhaps whoever is the owner of the account being used? Or could this be the real scammer?
Update 4/24:
Not much has changed, I emailed that I got their "check" but that the state of VT has certain fees pertaining to the export of our cars/trucks, and I'd need $5k more. They responded with an email about how the check I got was from the "client" and that it was a mistake, and to follow the client's directions in returning that money so that a check could be sent to me for the proper amount. Now, I never got anything from any client, just the same email address that I'd been talking to all along. I told them that, and they asked why I was delaying the transation, to which I replied:
All that got was another email about coming onto YIM to discuss it with them. I responded by asking if they had cars in Nigeria, or if they simply had to walk everywhere. No response to that question, just another request to get on YIM.
So, who'd like to go onto YIM and harass this person for me? I'm betting they're on right now, since the last email I got was barely 12 minutes ago. I considered doing it myself, but at this point I'm just wasting their time, and I'm getting kind of bored with the whole thing. I mean, I've made it as obvious as I can that I'm screwing with them, and they keep persisting with it. If someone wants to mess with them PM me or post in the thread and I'll give you their Yahoo email (also YIM I'm assuming).
Update 4/30:
Got this email a few days ago:
Now, keep in mind he never actually sends me any info to send it to. Just keeps asking me to send it back, even though I didn't get it, and couldn't send it back if I wanted to. I responded with this:
I was hoping it'd get some sort of fun response, but nothing. So I sent this:
Days have gone by, nothing. Apparantly they figured out (finally) that they're not getting any money out of me, and have moved on. I'll probably sign them up for some spam or something, but that's about the end of it.
Cliffs:
1. Have car on CL
2. Receive scam emails, respond for kicks
3. Guy keeps responding to my obviously fake emails
4. I try to trick him into sending a fake check to the Whitehouse
5. Scammer refuses to do so, instead wants to email me a check.
6. Received an email check from QChex.com
7. They want to talk dirtay to me on YIM.
8. I tell them I know they're a scammer, no response.
9. ?????
10. No Profit?
Original Scam Email:
Hello,
My name Is Mr. micheal, I am very glad to Find the item online, Am really Interested in the Purchase of it , Once again. Am sure is Still available for sale? If is still available..
Kindly email me and let me know the selling cost for it. Once again, I have made all arrangement with the associate of mine, in regards to the shipment. The shipment will be in the means of Picking Up in your place after you have the payment. I mean it will be pick up by my shipping co. Once the payment has cleared My means of payment will be by USD Certified Check which will surely clear fine... {100% Valid} for the payment..
The check will be for the payment and shipment .. Once the check get to you.. Go ahead and deposit the check for clearance... Once the check cleared.. I shall forward all the shipment arrangement and instructions about the picking in your place to you...Am sure the condition of it is doing fine? Kindly advice me about the condition of it.. Ok...If you are satisfy with the content of my email. Kindly email me back and explain to me about the condition..
Kindly email me with the Information of where the check will be send out to for the
payment.. The Information is asking below Thurs :
FULL NAME ...............
FULL ADDRESS........
STATE..........................
CITY...............................
ZIP CODE....................
COUNTRY...................
PHONE ...CELL #.................
Try and answer to this message with all details requesting so that I can make all arrangement in sending the check out for your payment.
My response:
Mr. Michael,
The price is $1 million US dollars, and the condition is simply god-like. This car is so incredible that you won't even want to drive it, least you somehow die from sheer joy. It is that awesome. This car will give you thicker, fuller hair. It will make you a stallion with all women, all day, every day. It will make you so rich it isn't even funny. Just the other day, I cured cancer, and it was all because of this car. That's how awesome it is.
So please, send me my $1 million US dollars in the form of nickels and/or pennies, and I will send you the car, tires first of course.
The guy/girl actually emailed back (the email address/name is a woman's, yet his name is Mr. Michael?), here's their response:
hello
thank for mail,i want to tell you that ,that is not the car i want, the car i want is ( 1991 Toyota Camry Deluxe - $950 get back to me with your payment information so that i can make the check to you thatnk
Not too quick, this one. I figured what the hell, I don't want this idiot running around scamming Americans out of hard earned bucks, and possibly cheap 1991 Toyota Camrys, so I decided to try and trick him into giving himself into the authorities with my latest reply:
Thank you for clarifying, I was confused about whether you wanted the Toyota, or the awesome god-like super car. My payment info is as follows:
FULL NAME ...............Jesus H. Christ
FULL ADDRESS........1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
STATE..........................DC
CITY...............................Washington
ZIP CODE....................20500
COUNTRY...................USA
PHONE ...CELL #.................202-456-1111
Please send the payment immediately, and I will get the car ready for shipping.
With any luck, Dubya will personally fly over to Nigeria, and place an awful beatdown on this guy for me.
UPDATE:
Apparantly he's smarter than I thought, he won't mail anything to the Whitehouse
HELLO
THANKS FOR THE EMAIL, AND I WANT THIS TRASACTION TO BE FAST, SO THAT I WILL SEND THE CHECK TO YOU ONLINE AND YOU WILL PRINT IT OUT IN YOUR COMPUTER THERE, AND YOU WILL TAKE IT TO THE BANK FOR CASHING,OK
GET BACK TO ME WHEN YOU GET IT PRINT OUT,OK
I'm kind of disappointed, although the email had nothing attatched to it and my virus scanner didn't see anything, so I'm wondering where my special online check is to print out and cash.
UPDATE 4/23:
I got an email that my spam blocker caught, so I didn't see it for a few hours, but it appears to be an e-check from a company called qchex.com?
Screenshot of my "e-check"
Now, it had that link in it to click, which brought up their site with an "Invalid Code" message. I went to login, punched in my email (it's an alias, not a real one), with the code that I copied from the email, and it allowed me to login to their system.
Screenshot of QChex.com
It seems that Qchex.com is a legit site, as legit as it can be considering it only requires an email address to register, and then lets people put their checking account info (or someone else's) into the site and write checks from it. In theory you could put someone else's checking info in, and it would draw funds right from their account without a problem. Once the checks are cashed and money is in hand, the person with the originating account is screwed I suppose.
The question here is if I've "received" an emailed check through a legit site, but from an obvious scammer, where is the money coming from? I'm assuming that it's from some random person's account that this scammer got the info to, but what point would there be in spending this money? I'm not going to put my real bank info into this site, but I'm tempted to open a new checking account with like $5 in it to see what happens. Not tempted enough to actually do it, but I am pretty curious.
Well, no profit for me, the guy actually made the "check" out to Jesus H. Christ. So I figure I'm makin' money for the Lord now, I might just get into Heaven yet. The thing that gets me is that there's like 5 different names used so far, but on the check is the same name that's in the QChex.com system, and it has an address associated with it, plus you'll notice the Bank of America name (and address I blurred out) underneath it. Think this could be a real person/address, perhaps whoever is the owner of the account being used? Or could this be the real scammer?
Update 4/24:
Not much has changed, I emailed that I got their "check" but that the state of VT has certain fees pertaining to the export of our cars/trucks, and I'd need $5k more. They responded with an email about how the check I got was from the "client" and that it was a mistake, and to follow the client's directions in returning that money so that a check could be sent to me for the proper amount. Now, I never got anything from any client, just the same email address that I'd been talking to all along. I told them that, and they asked why I was delaying the transation, to which I replied:
Ben Cameron <xxxxx@yahoo.com> wrote:
Hmmm.....nope.
-----Original Message-----
From: gloth hellen [mailto:xxxxx@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, April 24, 2006 7:29 PM
To: xxxxx@yahoo.com
Subject: RE: 1991 Toyota Camry Deluxe - $950
hello
you know that you are the one delaying the tracsaction pls do this fast,i want you to go to western union money transfer to go and transfer the money as soon as possible
gloth hellen <xxxxx@yahoo.com>
All that got was another email about coming onto YIM to discuss it with them. I responded by asking if they had cars in Nigeria, or if they simply had to walk everywhere. No response to that question, just another request to get on YIM.
So, who'd like to go onto YIM and harass this person for me? I'm betting they're on right now, since the last email I got was barely 12 minutes ago. I considered doing it myself, but at this point I'm just wasting their time, and I'm getting kind of bored with the whole thing. I mean, I've made it as obvious as I can that I'm screwing with them, and they keep persisting with it. If someone wants to mess with them PM me or post in the thread and I'll give you their Yahoo email (also YIM I'm assuming).
Update 4/30:
Got this email a few days ago:
HELLO
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU, AND YOU KNOW THAT I HAD EXPLAIN FOR YOU ABOUT THE CHECK, COS YOU KNOW THAT THE CHECK HAD BEN INSURED BY THE INSURANCE COMPANY, SO PLS WE ARE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, COS THE SHIPPING COMPANY CALLED ME TO DAY THAT THE MONEY HAVENT TRANSFER TO THEM, AND I DONT WANT TO BE THE ONE THAT WE DELAYING THE MONEY, SO PLS DO THIS NOW.
Now, keep in mind he never actually sends me any info to send it to. Just keeps asking me to send it back, even though I didn't get it, and couldn't send it back if I wanted to. I responded with this:
You do realize that when you copy and paste fake email subjects, that you actually need to have them make sense, right? There is no "info" below, there hasn't been in any of your emails. You want me to urgently send you this money that you've stolen from someone else's checking account, yet you've never given me that info. It's pretty funny actually.
Here's a clue, since you seem to have none. I am not sending you any money. I'm not cashing your check. I am not really Jesus Christ, although sometimes I feel like it. If you want to steal people's money go snatch some purses, because this method doesn't work that well, especially when the people you try to scam are way smarter than you are.
Sit and spin, sit and spin.
I was hoping it'd get some sort of fun response, but nothing. So I sent this:
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings....please don't ignore me. I really do care about you, a lot. I promise I'll send some money, but only if you send me bananas and nude pictures of your dog.
Days have gone by, nothing. Apparantly they figured out (finally) that they're not getting any money out of me, and have moved on. I'll probably sign them up for some spam or something, but that's about the end of it.
Cliffs:
1. Have car on CL
2. Receive scam emails, respond for kicks
3. Guy keeps responding to my obviously fake emails
4. I try to trick him into sending a fake check to the Whitehouse
5. Scammer refuses to do so, instead wants to email me a check.
6. Received an email check from QChex.com
7. They want to talk dirtay to me on YIM.
8. I tell them I know they're a scammer, no response.
9. ?????
10. No Profit?