I just heard something about drinking...

DainBramaged

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The quote was, "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." My new motto. :D

I know it has been around for a while, but I like it.

Corrected quote. Also just found out it was an Oscar Wilde quote.
 

DainBramaged

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Also good:

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
The pub knows a lot, almost as much as the churches. -- Joyce Carey
The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work. -- Mark Twain
 

TheBoyBlunder

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"I feel sorry for those guys who don't drink. When they wake up, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra.
 

Zenmervolt

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I prefer the quote from Othello: "O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!"

ZV
 

kranky

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Another from WC Fields:
"A woman drove me to drink, and I'll be a son-of-a-gun but I never even wrote to thank her."