I just have to post this(regarding the "do you ask her or does she ask you"

mdennison

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I'm totally in shock but a friend of mine who is a girl just called and told me her friend wants to come over NOW and fvck. She will be here in 10 mintutes..... OMFG!!!!!!!!!
 

shiner

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Just realized that you are in Tulsa as well. If you can't find it send your friend over here. Only if she's hot though...life is too short to #^$@ ugly chicks.

What part of T-Town do you live in?
 

mdennison

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ahhh...I live 41st and 129th E ave. She just told me that her and my friend want a threesome tomorrow. This is no $hit. I hope I have enough for both. Ya know...sometimes life is full of surprises.
 

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41st & 129th? I dated a girl that lived out in that area? Does that mean you went to East Central High School?

Threesomes are overrated...did that back in my college days and it's really not all that great.

Have fun...and WRAP THAT WILLY!!!!!!!!
 

shiner

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Watching isn't all that great either....walked in on my girlfriend's roommate and her "lover" once. Wasn't nearly as hot as I thought it would be even though both girls were hotties.
 

cerebusPu

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okay..its been like 3 hours now. enough time to reach O many many times. so....someone want to post something juicy?
 

RossMAN

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Someone's been reading a few to many Penthouse Forum letters, not that I would know anything about that :D
 

IcemanJer

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<< I'm getting hard just reading this thread.

You need to get a life.

Mean mod
>>

Bwahaha!! Why else would he call himself &quot;-pimp&quot;? :)
 

mdennison

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It turned out just like expected. The threesome thing will be a first for me so we'll see how that turns out.
 

Mikal

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<< It turned out just like expected. The threesome thing will be a first for me so we'll see how that turns out. >>



Well, you gotta pace yourself, for one thing. Drink lots of water, rest 5 minutes between heats, change the sheets every 15 minutes and keep the gallon bottle of babyoil nearby. :D
 

TripleJ

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Gaddam, I miss the high school years, when you had a 24 hour erection. Kill for those days now. ;)
 

Daniel

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Under the actual assumption that this is fact... a girl says she is coming over for that in 10 mins and your first thought is I have to run to a BBS to post this?