I just had THE most bizarre conversation with my girlfriend...

dug777

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Ok it's nearly 1am here, she went to bed maybe an hour and a half ago. I'm quietly neffing and watching futurama (dual monitors > j00) in our spare room.

So the scene is set ;)

I hear my name being called faintly, so i hop up and go to see what's going on. She's standing by the front door in her pjs, looking sleepy and rather angry. Anyway i ask what's going on, and she starts asking where the 'thing' is to put on her heels (i'm assuming heel balm at this stage), while pointing at the door and looking around the living room.

Anyway I'm very confused, so i ask what on earth she means, and she starts talking about support for a a wall...i continue to look confused and ask what she's looking for. So she looks even more pissed of, and heads into the bathroom announcing she needs the dunny. I wait in our bedroom, and when she comes out again ask what she wants.

Now she asks for her USB thumbdrive (a recent purchase, a very girly Sony microvault) and i asked her why the fvck she wanted that. She starts going on about the wall again, and how that it was heavier than the others because the letter box was on it, so it needs more support...:confused:

I asked again what she was looking for, and in a tone of utter exasperation she hops into bed and announces she's going to sleep, so after standing there for a min i kiss her on the forehead, tell her i love her and hope she sleeps well, then quickly leave in case she starts talking again :p

I assume she was sleep walking, and some assignement or something was bothering her (she's a fourth year Engineering/Commerce student)...:confused::confused::confused:
 

apac

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Mine does that all the time. I usually skip the wtf part and make sure shes back to sleep.
 

rocadelpunk

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two things before i will comment

pic of the girlfriend

pic of the thumbdrive


carry on.
 

thujone

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sleepwalking is awesome.

no better way to completely and totally baffle people.
 

edro

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Sleep walking arguments are the best! I am usually the one being made fun of, as I used to sleepwalk / talk quite a bit. From what my friends and family tell me, I get very agressive :)
 

Continuity28

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Don't worry about it. :p

It's assumed the brain does special things when in a certain state of sleep, some people can draw allusions to defragmenting a hard drive.

I hear that kind of talk when people are asleep too. Sleepwalking isn't as common as hearing people talk in sleep, but it's no surprise both could happen at the same time.

Just forget about it. :p
 

moshquerade

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Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: dug777
Ok it's nearly 1am here, she went to bed maybe an hour and a half ago. I'm quietly neffing and watching futurama (dual monitors > j00) in our spare room.

So the scene is set ;)

I hear my name being called faintly, so i hop up and go to see what's going on. She's standing by the front door in her pjs, looking sleepy and rather angry. Anyway i ask what's going on, and she starts asking where the 'thing' is to put on her cracked heels (i'm assuming heel balm at this stage), while pointing at the door and looking around the living room.

Anyway I'm very confused, so i ask what on earth she means, and she starts talking about support for a a wall...i continue to look confused and ask what she's looking for. So she looks even more pissed of, and heads into the bathroom announcing she needs the dunny. I wait in our bedroom, and when she comes out again ask what she wants.

Now she asks for her USB thumbdrive (a recent purchase, a very girly Sony microvault) and i asked her why the fvck she wanted that. She starts going on about the wall again, and how that it was heavier than the others because the letter box was on it, so it needs more support...:confused:

I asked again what she was looking for, and in a tone of utter exasperation she hops into bed and announces she's going to sleep, so after standing there for a min i kiss her on the forehead, tell her i love her and hope she sleeps well, then quickly leave in case she starts talking again :p

I assume she was sleep walking, and some assignement or something was bothering her (she's a fourth year Engineering/Commerce student)...:confused::confused::confused:
the cracked heel talk is clearly TMI :p

 

AdamSnow

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Nov 21, 2002
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Both my fiance and I both sleep-talk... its hilarious... I'll wake up and she's asking me questions like "So what did you do with the freezer?" or something retarded... Makes me wonder what the heck I just said... :)

I'll hear her talking very quietly... so I'll ask "Pardon me hun?" and I often times get some hilarious responses... its great!
 

cherrytwist

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Last week over the course of a few nights, I took swings at "somebody" while I was dreaming.

One landed at the side of the headboard (ouch) and woke me up.

The other hit my wife in the face :eek:.

She woke up saying wtf?

Yeah honey, I was...uhh...dreaming :)

Difficult to explain heh. She just glared at me and rolled over.
 

Continuity28

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: dug777
Ok it's nearly 1am here, she went to bed maybe an hour and a half ago. I'm quietly neffing and watching futurama (dual monitors > j00) in our spare room.

So the scene is set ;)

I hear my name being called faintly, so i hop up and go to see what's going on. She's standing by the front door in her pjs, looking sleepy and rather angry. Anyway i ask what's going on, and she starts asking where the 'thing' is to put on her cracked heels (i'm assuming heel balm at this stage), while pointing at the door and looking around the living room.

Anyway I'm very confused, so i ask what on earth she means, and she starts talking about support for a a wall...i continue to look confused and ask what she's looking for. So she looks even more pissed of, and heads into the bathroom announcing she needs the dunny. I wait in our bedroom, and when she comes out again ask what she wants.

Now she asks for her USB thumbdrive (a recent purchase, a very girly Sony microvault) and i asked her why the fvck she wanted that. She starts going on about the wall again, and how that it was heavier than the others because the letter box was on it, so it needs more support...:confused:

I asked again what she was looking for, and in a tone of utter exasperation she hops into bed and announces she's going to sleep, so after standing there for a min i kiss her on the forehead, tell her i love her and hope she sleeps well, then quickly leave in case she starts talking again :p

I assume she was sleep walking, and some assignement or something was bothering her (she's a fourth year Engineering/Commerce student)...:confused::confused::confused:
the cracked heel talk is clearly TMI :p

TMI?
 

Auryg

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When me and my friends were staying in a hotel, we played Halo before going to bed.

About 2 hours into the night..I couldn't sleep because of the snoring..my friend next to me says "It's because you never die!"

He's famous for telling us that we "should have died" in Halo. I just hit him to stop his snoring.