- Jul 19, 2001
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I usually explode once or so a year..... Tonight was my night...
Im sitting in my fvking hot room, after being sick all day, talking to my dad on the phone when two friends come banging on the door. Thinking im on the phone with my girl, they start making the usual obscene comments and noises.
As the conversation with my dad progresses and im getting more heated (my dad apparenly didnt listen to me when i talked to him a month ago about the same issue were talking about), i start hearing a strange noise from my window (i'm on the 3rd floor)
No less than 5-10 seconds after i hear the strange noise, a 1-2" rock comes flying through my open window, hits my laptop keyboard, riccochets off the lcd, and comes down to rest again on the keyboard.
I lost it.
I grabbed the rock, and the other two small ones sitting near my window that i hadnt seen come in, stuck my head out the window and started cursing like it was going out of style. There was a good 10-12 people down there, but the two throwing rocks were still holding them. I chucked all three rocks as hard as i could at them, grabbed a 1.5ltr bottle of water (while still cursing mind you), and drenched all of 10-12 of em..... I then proceeded to slam my window and close my curtains.
To top it off, my fvking poop is green tonight and i can't figure out why.
Not my day.
Im sitting in my fvking hot room, after being sick all day, talking to my dad on the phone when two friends come banging on the door. Thinking im on the phone with my girl, they start making the usual obscene comments and noises.
As the conversation with my dad progresses and im getting more heated (my dad apparenly didnt listen to me when i talked to him a month ago about the same issue were talking about), i start hearing a strange noise from my window (i'm on the 3rd floor)
No less than 5-10 seconds after i hear the strange noise, a 1-2" rock comes flying through my open window, hits my laptop keyboard, riccochets off the lcd, and comes down to rest again on the keyboard.
I lost it.
I grabbed the rock, and the other two small ones sitting near my window that i hadnt seen come in, stuck my head out the window and started cursing like it was going out of style. There was a good 10-12 people down there, but the two throwing rocks were still holding them. I chucked all three rocks as hard as i could at them, grabbed a 1.5ltr bottle of water (while still cursing mind you), and drenched all of 10-12 of em..... I then proceeded to slam my window and close my curtains.
To top it off, my fvking poop is green tonight and i can't figure out why.
Not my day.
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