I just graduated from high school, what now?

FleshLight

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I graduated roughly 2 hours ago, what should I do now? I predict a majority of the responses will be "kill yourself", so I already went ahead and slit my wrists. Oh and getting laid is out of the question because I'm asexual.
 

PatboyX

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reproduce an army of yourself to take over the world.
or go to college?
job?
 

Martin

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go to universty

on a more shorter term, go get drunk, then high, then repeat several times.
 

FleshLight

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Originally posted by: Kipper
Go to college, man...it's awesome...

I don't know man, my older buddies tell me they get laid, faded, high, wasted, stoned, and play games all day in college. Doesn't seem too appealing to me.

iamtim83!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

Nope, I have female companions.
 

Otaking

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Go to Community College and pretend like you're still trying to figure out what you want to do for your life. Then make fun of college grads like me.
 

FleshLight

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Originally posted by: csiro

why are you still alive?

Beats me, I just can't stop scratching yoda behind the ear.

Bleh, its 10:30 in LA and I'm car-less smack dab in one of those asian enclaves. Oh, the world owes me something.
 

amol

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Originally posted by: FleshLight
Originally posted by: csiro

why are you still alive?

Beats me, I just can't stop scratching yoda behind the ear.

Bleh, its 10:30 in LA and I'm car-less smack dab in one of those asian enclaves. Oh, the world owes me something.

alhambra? san gabriel? arcadia?

i know for one that you're not in san marino since our graduation is next week ...
 

FleshLight

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Originally posted by: Amol
Originally posted by: FleshLight
Originally posted by: csiro

why are you still alive?

Beats me, I just can't stop scratching yoda behind the ear.

Bleh, its 10:30 in LA and I'm car-less smack dab in one of those asian enclaves. Oh, the world owes me something.

alhambra? san gabriel? arcadia?

i know for one that you're not in san marino since our graduation is next week ...

Alhambra, haha. Let's see, at this time I can go to one of the places on Valley and get shot by aZn gangsters or I can go to one of those places and stab some rival gangsters. Other than that, Alhambra is pretty boring for a teeny-bopper.