I just got the strangest "spam" ever...

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KevinF

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First, let me post the complete text of it.

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Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by
Frank Young (x@x.com) on Saturday, December 15, 2001 at 06:49:41
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message: If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age.

Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware that there are many types of time travel and that humans do not do well through certain types.

I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist.
I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.

If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.


Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me a (SEPARATE) email to:

x@aol.com

Thanks
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Wow. Anyone ever gotten anything like this?
I just sent the guy an email from my second account, telling him that I can do exactly what he wants done, but my price will not be cheap. I asked him what I needed to do to prove my ability... :)
Hopefully, he'll respond. I'll let you know how it goes.
 
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KevinF

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It wasn't x@aol.com, it was an aol email address that seems to have worked.

I know it isn't kosher to post email addresses without consent here, so I didn't. Maybe if I can't prove that I'm an alien to this crazy, then I'll post here for others to give it a shot.
 
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yoda291

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run mcafee and norton. Don't ask, just run them now. Stop reading this post and run them. Ur still here? Stop reading and run them. For the love of god, why won't you run them. Just run them now. Stop scratching your head and run them. What are you waiting for...run them. Oy, I give up.
 
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KevinF

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<< run mcafee and norton. Don't ask, just run them now. Stop reading this post and run them. Ur still here? Stop reading and run them. For the love of god, why won't you run them. Just run them now. Stop scratching your head and run them. What are you waiting for...run them. Oy, I give up. >>



Good idea; I didn't think of that. I still need to install Norton... I haven't done it on my new install of XP yet.

Anyway, how could I get a virus from what seems to be a very basic html email?
 
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Yo Ma Ma

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<< My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age. >>

Hurray, it worked! I sent that email March of 2003 :D
 
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Logix

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Does SPAM actually work?

I get so much of it, that somebody must think it's effective. :frown:
 
weirdichi

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This reminds me of the Simpsons episode of Homer traveling throug time.

Homer: Stupid bug! You go squish now! *SPLAT!*
 
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<< It wasn't x@aol.com, it was an aol email address that seems to have worked.

I know it isn't kosher to post email addresses without consent here, so I didn't. Maybe if I can't prove that I'm an alien to this crazy, then I'll post here for others to give it a shot. >>



i know. i just thought it was funny that it was a person with aol (seeing that they were trying to act very smart in the technology area). also because its an aol email address its also can be their aim screen name. if you aim try sending a message to them.
 
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KevinF

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I got a response!

This is getting even stranger.



<< Hello,

Bellow are my concerns and also a brief desciption of my life. I am very interested.

Let me first start by saying I am being 100% honest with you and naturally have some questions.
Please, It is a must that you also be completely truthful and upfront with me on absolutely everything.
Are you human or alien? If alien which planet do you reside from? I'm well aware that there are some aliens of pure evil which would only want to cause me harm. What method does your time travel equipment work off of? Example: I have what is called the hyper dimensional resonator which works by inducing electro magnetic fields around the body, and then you activate it over a live grid point or vortex to travel through time. However This device has very limited abilities and will not allow me to achieve the type of time travel needed. It will only allow me to go back at my present age and bump into my other self for a 6 hour time period. I've heard that the human DNA structure is not compatible with this type of time travel, and that it will cause gray hair, rapid aging and often mental problems associated with hallucinations. That is why I will not use it. How safe is your machine? Has it been used on humans before? I must go back to when I was 4 years old remembering everything I know now to prevent the terrible evil beings and people who have ruined my entire life from happening again. I have heard that there could often be problems of having an adult amount of blood in a child's body, or the stomach being expanded and needing an adult amount of food in a child's body. Is this true or will absolutely everything be rewound to my exact identical self at 4 years old? Including any broken bones and scars I have gotten over the years, blockage of arteries, dirty lungs, and things that have occurred on the inside as well? I have also heard that if you have a toxic liver or kidney they could rupture and explode through time. Is this true?

. Could I erase my time line?

. When I rewind my life including my age, what will happen to the me in this universe as of right now? Will I suddenly be gone and have disappeared to everyone?

. When I go back in time, how am I going to be able to get younger and not go back just how I am and bump into myself for the year of which I travel to?

. When I rewind my life and am 4 again, will I have both the mind I have now and also the mind I had then, with the body I had then? Or would I strictly have the mind I had then but remember Everything I know now? It is a must that I have a clear memory of everything in such a way that when I go back I can write all the dates, tragedies, and everything down of which are going to take place in my life so that I can successfully change them.
. Also very important. There are guardians of time, aliens, and government officials which can detect the device as soon as it is energized to try and stop you or come after you. Does your machine offer protection from this?


(When do you require this?)
If possible in the next week would be good.

(Where are you?)
I am located in Massachusetts.

(How can we reach you?)
I do not feel comfortable giving out my phone # or location just yet. I have a spoofed Internet connection. Is it possible you could talk through netmeeting? Do you have a microphone?

(Where and when are you going back to?)
October 7th 1984. On that day I am pretty sure I was here in my home. That is where I want to go back to.

(And do you have any experience in this?)
I have been researching time travel and aliens for much time now.

Also very important. There are guardians of time, aliens, and government officials which can detect the device as soon as it is energized to try and stop you or come after you. Does your machine offer protection from this?



Here is a brief description of my life:

It all started out with this woman my dad dated when I was only 9 who drugged and poisoned me, once even used another poison in my school lunch, which made me suddenly, start crying for 2 hours straight after eating it. She was into black magic. I and also my mom made my dad break up with her after about a year. She was furious at me for arguing with my dad all the time about everything, which she told me she was doing to me. He never believed me about her or what she did, or the side effects I had from her poisonings. I am 21 now, and since then my life has been obviously completely tampered with. I did not learn that she was also into witchcraft until years after she was gone, but I have since had out of this world weird things happen, bad luck. Everything I come close to seceding at suddenly turn around for the worst. All my dreams AND HOPES ONLY AVAILABLE in my past destroyed. Many weird unexplained health problems, coming on from nowhere. Which have gotten so bad today I have to fight to stay alive, and am always in pain and suffering everyday. As of 7 months ago I have this horrible new health problem in addition to my heart and many others which is right now killing me! I believe it came from the dentist because I experienced the symtoms 2 days later. The worst feeling of faint and dizzyness pressure in my head, ringing in my ears of my life! My head feels heavy. I feel like a am fighting to stay concious. I have pain inside my head on my brain! focusing on anything makes things ten times worse! I am fighting just to type this email right now! The only thing that has kept me even healthy enough to get out of bed is my education on vegeterian diet and juicing. But it is not working at all anymore! My memory has gone very bad! The symtoms apear to be a form of Encephalitis or worse CJD. One of the only diseases that does not repond to nautural heeling. I am stuck in bed most of the day barly concious now getting worse each day. I have also since been the victim many times of my food from the grocery store or resteraunt having something put in it by some sicko working for their company, Example: Such as a needle object in a bag of party mix potato chips which cut my gland and put me in pain now to feel like a am swallowing that needle again every time I eat certain foods in addition to these other major health problems I have. Since she was around weird things have not only happened to my luck, my everyday day life, and also health, but also to my brother. He went processed and had some evil super natural creature in him from another galaxy controlling his mind, strength, and giving him powers to try and harm me physically and mentally, He could read my mind exactly. He of course pretended to act normal around other people and only acted this way and used his strength and power when he was alone with me, so nobody would believe me. He had the strength to lift 400 pounds like nothing and would often attack me, even once with knife. This went on for a period of six months. When he did return to his own body he remembered nothing and wondered what happened. He is now starting to act strange again.
Strangely Just 3 month before this woman even dated my dad and came around there was this catering truck guy when I was 8 who gave my friend and me a free hotdog. He was laughing as he handed me mine. Just 1 minute after eating half of that hotdog tears started pouring down my eyes. And this sicko catering truck man was laughing his brains out even harder. He obviously must have used the same drug this woman my dad dated once used on my school lunch in addition to whatever else she was putting in my food every night at supper that my dad forced me to eat.

I know time travel is possible and the technology exist out there because when I was 16 I had a 6 hour missing time experience back to the past when there were UFOs in the sky, It went from morning to back to midnight at a quick flash of light which sounded like a camera click. I'm sure you aliens know exactly as to the experience I am talking about.

And finally I don't know if this is posable to change seeing I was just born at the time, but as an infant I was one of the millions of babies who was effected by the vaccine they inject into you. It effected my speech development, communication skills, quick thinking, gave me ear infections, constipation, and other health problems over the years. Our lousy government makes everybody believe it is safe and to protect you against diseases
when infact the only way to be healthy is to have a strong imune system by eating only: vegetables fruits, nuts, grains, and seeds. No meat dairy, sugar which has bone whitener, gelitin, or any diseased animals products because of the horrible human pratice they do on animals that the governmemnt is covering up.


Please answer my questions on time travel above and how you can help me. I really need your help please!


Thanks
Robby >>



I'm starting to feel a little bit guilty about misleading him... but... oh well.

There was a site posted here on AT a while ago that I remember, but can't find in search. It was some guy who invented "enternal life rings", and he had also built plans for a time machine. Maybe I can tell Robby about that time machine, saying it's mine.

Or, a could pretend to be a government black-ops type of character, and tell him that he already knows too much, and see what happens from there.

:) Any other ideas?
 
Amused

Amused

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It is absolutely impossible to get a virus/trojan of any sort from E-mail in AOL without manually downloading a file attachment.
 
Amused

Amused

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Good gawd, this guy is very ill. I wouldn't take this any further.
 
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FuZoR

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OMG, that guy is a nut case.
Don't go messing around with his already messed up mind.
 
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johneetrash

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SAY YOUR TME MACHINE IS LOCATED AT THE ADDRESS OF THE LOCAL NUT HOUSE! (is there a pc word for nut house? oh yah its mental institution but now im too lazy to back space)
 
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