I just got SHAT on. A bird shitted on me.

[Twista]

I can't wait till i get to park my car in a garage. ITs so hard to polish/wax a car and keep it clean. Right now im letting the polish sit on my car so it can cure (tr3 polish you let sit). I go and check up on my paint and perform a buff test and than i noticed something fell on my back! Yes, it got the car and me.. mostly on me! Son of a bitches..someone get me a bb gun.



This thread is worthless w/o pic? Well i have pictures!

I wiped the big chunks off already.
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/744/pic0605061jpg259zs.jpg
http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/4597/pic0605062jpg261uq.jpg

heres a picture of the car thats a bitch to keep clean!
Freshly Wax but bad picture-

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/tw1sta/stang20006/pic0603063jpg-23.jpg

 

[BigJ]

What'd you shat on?

 

[Nik]

I got shat on twice the first date that an old girlfriend and I went to the zoo. We went through the aviary or whatever it is. I turned so red when I realized the warm feeling seeping down my neck was bird shart. While wiping it off, I got hit again. x2 :|x1

 

[LiquidImpulse]

Originally posted by: GuideBot
I got shat on twice the first date that an old girlfriend and I went to the zoo. We went through the aviary or whatever it is. I turned so red when I realized the warm feeling seeping down my neck was bird shart. While wiping it off, I got hit again. x2 :|x1

yea.. i remember while i was at Ontario Place, I was in "soak city" and there were literally thousands of seagulls above me. Somewhere in the back of my head i just knew that one of them would eventually take a sh!t on me and especially my real madrid shorts. 20 minutes later, it happened.:|

 

[Pikachu]

LOL @ topic title. :laugh:

 

[JulesMaximus]

Thanks for sharing...

 

[weirdichi]

I keep thinking of THIS pic.

 

[Otaking]

I got shat on while playing Hole #9 at Blackhawk Golf Club in Austin / Pflugerville.

Needless to say, I played sh!tty for the rest of the round. :|

 

[Nebor]

Do you live in a cave?

 

[weiv0004]

Once when I was very young, my mom was in the backyard gardening when she saw a UPS truck roll into the driveway. She starts to walk towards the house so she can cut-through and meet the UPS guy at the front door. Then she gets shat on by a bird. She wiped it off as best she could and ran through the house to answer the door (UPS guy was ringing the doorbell by now.) She leaves the house by the front door to greet the UPS guy and get her package and gets hit by bird poo again. Lucky day!

 

[Stojakapimp]

the past tense is shatted, not shat

 

[HamburgerBoy]

What type of bird?

 

[moshquerade]

looks like handcream.

anyways... getting shat on by a bird is supposed to bring good luck.

 

[Twista]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
What type of bird?

The little small blackish brownish ones you see on trees.. i guess... i didn't look up for the fear of shitted on my face.

 

[bozack]

nice

 

[TheShiz]

whop te do